Ham and Swiss with Caramelized Onion on Rye Pizza

Here we are in Challenge #5 in Project Food Blog from foodbuzz.com!  Thank you all many times over for the support you’ve given me in the comments here, via email, and on the Foodie With Family Facebook fan page. (That’s an awful lot of effs.) The competition has been more fun than I ever expected it to be.

This prompt for this challenge stated, “One recipe, 100 variations! We’re challenging each of you to put your own spin on the same recipe. How you do it is up to you.  …You’ll be asked to put your own spin on Pizza. For the purpose of this contest and challenge, we are defining pizza as having a solid base, a sauce and at least one topping.” Oh my.  We are in my wheelhouse on this one, folks. My middle name is “Put My Own Spin On Pizza”.

Pizza. Can we pause for just a second?

(Contented sigh and wistful expression stealing over my face.)

I say -without a touch of hyperbole- that I could happily eat pizza every day of my life.  From pepperoni-and-cheese to Hawaiian pizza to Chicago deep dish to more outlandish combos, I love it all, but, and this is a biggie*, I am choosy about my pizzas.

*I mean a big ‘but’ not to be confused with a big ‘butt’ which would be the inevitable result of me eating pizza daily.

I don’t order pizzas because I am, ahem, a little high-maintenance when it comes to pizza.  If I’m going to pay twenty dollars for one meal, it had better be the best representation of that meal that ever was.  And -God love them- the pizza joints around here just don’t measure up.  Good pizza can take some serious planning and time, but my last minute cravings still have to be obeyed. So how does such a picky-pants get a quick pizza on the nights when you really need one?

Enter the freezer from stage left.  You probably already know that it’s a good idea to keep frozen pizza dough on hand, but did you know that you can keep frozen partially baked pizza crusts, too?  I’m sure you’ve seen the variety of pre-baked pizza shells you pick up in shrink wrap at the grocery store near the bread section.  These are like that, except that they’re -wait for it- tasty.

There’s no real mystery to the process. On days when you find yourself with a little bit of time to spare, whip up your favorite pizza dough, portion it out and roll it or stretch it out like you’re going to make a pizza. Bake it for just a handful of minutes and remove from the oven before the crust starts to color to cool. Then freeze and wrap the crusts individually.  Here are a few helpful things to keep in mind when making partially baked pizza crusts:

  1. For the best results, use a pizza stone that preheats with your oven. Transfer your dough to and from the oven on a cornmeal dusted peel. If you don’t have a pizza stone, the next best option is a parchment lined pan dusted with cornmeal or semolina.
  2. Get generous with the cornmeal or semolina. Use a good layer of cornmeal or semolina flour on your pan, peel or parchment; whichever vehicle you use to get your crust in and out of the oven. Since you’re not completely baking the crust, it is crucial to prevent the dough sticking before or after baking. This step provides a little insurance against sticking dough.
  3. Cool crusts completely before stashing in the freezer. This simple step improves the final baked pizza, so don’t skip it.
  4. To save room in the freezer, make a stack of crusts, separating each layer with parchment paper. After stacking, wrap tightly in a double layer of plastic wrap or a large, resealable freezer bag.  You can use the parchment separating the crusts beneath them during baking, too.

Frozen crusts ready to be topped.

 

When time is short and pizza calls your name, simply pull a crust from the freezer, top, and bake.  It doesn’t get much easier than that.  You can have a pizza done before the local place could have delivered one. There are a couple of tricks to getting the perfect pizza from your homemade frozen shells.

  1. Use pre-cooked or mostly cooked toppings on pizza shells. Since the crust is already partially baked, you aren’t going to need to cook it as long.  That means that your toppings aren’t going to cook as long, so you need the head start cooked toppings will provide. This means cooked, chopped meats are good (as is pepperoni since it’s already fully cooked.)
  2. Don’t overload the crust! Okay, this rule applies to using fresh dough, too, but it bears repeating.  As tempting as it is to put half a pound of cheese on your personal pan pizza, it just doesn’t work. The crust would be blackened before your cheese was all melted and bubbly. If you have too many toppings, your crust will suffer for it. Resist!
  3. Break out the olive oil. Lightly brush the outer edge of your pizza crust with olive oil before topping.  This helps develop a deep brown, crackling crisp crust.  (Of course, if you prefer the paler variety, this can be omitted!)

And finally, since I’m on a hint-sharing binge, I want to let you in on some of my favorite ways to use pre-baked crusts.

  1. Get creative. Experiment a little. I’ve found that most of my favorite sandwiches (Reubens, Smoked Turkey with Cheddar, and French Dip Sandwiches, just to name a few…) translate very well to the pizza medium. Have fun with it.
  2. Make a build-your-own-pizza bar on movie night. I have not yet met a kid who isn’t in love with the idea of building his or her own pizza.  Lay out bowls with toppings and sauces and give each person their own pre-baked crust.  I guarantee happy faces.  (Psst… It’s a great way to use up odds and ends from the refrigerator, too.  Got a little leftover cooked chicken and some hot sauce?  Hello, Buffalo Chicken Pizza!)
  3. Miracle last minute bread. I have, on more than one occasion, pulled a pizza shell from the freezer, topped it with cheese and tossed it (on its parchment square) straight onto the rack of a hot oven until the cheese was melted and bubbly.  Ta da! It makes almost instant crispy bread to serve alongside hearty soups in lieu of crackers.  Dunked into a steaming bowl of sausage and white bean soup or a humble tomato soup, this really shines!

To help get you started on stocking your freezer I’m sharing one of my favorite pizza crusts; onion rye.  Rolled thin, this crust gets cracker-crisp and holds up well to all kinds of pizza toppings.  It is an obvious choice for my favorite game of “turn this sandwich into a pizza”.

This crust serves as a perfect compliment to the  flavors of a classic deli Ham and Swiss on Rye. Tender balsamic caramelized onions provide the sauce on a pizza that is so good that you’ll be ready to bake another one as soon as you take a bite of the first.  And what’s to stop you since you already have all those crusts in the freezer?

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Ham and Swiss with Caramelized Onion on Rye Pizza

Ingredients for Onion Rye Pizza Shells:

Yield: 4 individual sized crusts, 2 small crusts or 1 medium-large (note: Yield has been modified to to reflect the quantities specified in the recipe.  I always double recipes -yes, even my own- and based my original yield on the fact that I doubled my recipe.  I’m sorry for any confusion!)

  • 1-1/4 cups water
  • 1 Tablespoon canola oil
  • 1 large egg yolk
  • 2-1/4 cups bread flour
  • 2 cup white whole wheat flour
  • 1/4 cup rye flour (Use light, medium or coarse, depending on how strong you like your rye flavor.  I use coarse.  Rye?  Because I love it.)
  • 1 Tablespoon malt powder or sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • pinch of white pepper
  • 2 Tablespoons dried onion flakes
  • 2-1/2 teaspoons instant yeast
  • Optional: 1 egg white whisked with 1 teaspoon water until frothy, caraway seeds and coarse salt for sprinkling over the edge of the crust.

Bread Machine Instructions:

Combine water, oil, egg yolk, bread flour, white whole wheat flour, rye flour, malt powder, salt, pepper, onion flakes, and instant yeast in the pan of your bread machine according to manufacturer’s instructions.  Program for a simple dough cycle and press start.

Stand Mixer Instructions:

Combine water, oil, egg yolk, bread flour, white whole wheat flour, rye flour, malt powder, salt, pepper, onion flakes and instant yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the dough hook.  Turn the mixer on the lowest setting.  Continue mixing until a smooth and elastic dough is formed.  Place in a lightly greased bowl.  Cover with a damp tea towel and let rise in a warm, draft-free place until doubled in bulk, about 1 hour.

Hand-prepared Dough Instructions:

Use a whisk to combine bread flour, white whole wheat flour, rye flour, malt powder, salt, pepper, onion flakes and instant yeast in a large mixing bowl.  Add the water, oil and egg yolk and mix with a sturdy spoon until a cohesive dough forms.  Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured counter and knead until smooth and elastic, about 15 minutes. Place in a lightly greased bowl.  Cover with a damp tea towel and let rise in a warm, draft-free place until doubled in bulk, about 1 hour.

To Prepare the Pizza Crusts:

Preheat the oven (with a baking stone, if you have one) to 425°F.

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured counter, punch down to deflate, and divide into 4 equal pieces.  I find a bench knife is the easiest tool for this job.  Form each piece of dough into a ball.

Gently flatten the dough balls and cover with a tea towel.  Remove one dough ball from beneath the towel and use a rolling pin or your hands to stretch it into an approximately 10-inch circle. A rolling pin gives you the super thin, cracker-crisp crust which I prefer in this recipe.

Dust a peel (or parchment lined pan) generously with cornmeal or semolina flour, lift the dough circle and place on the cornmeal.  If desired, brush the outer 1/2-inch of the crust with the egg wash then sprinkle with caraway seeds and coarse salt.  Use the peel to slide the dough directly onto the stone (or place pan in the oven.)  Bake for 4 minutes, or until air bubbles start to puff up on the dough.  Remove the now partially-cooked crust from the oven and place on a cooling rack. Gently pierce any air bubbles in the center part of the crust (the part you will top) while the dough is still hot. Repeat with the remaining dough balls.

When all are completely cool, place each on a square of parchment that is the same size as the crust.  Stack the crusts and parchment and wrap tightly with a double-layer of plastic wrap or put in a large, resealable freezer bag before freezing.  These are best when used within 3 months of being made.

To Make a Ham and Swiss with Caramelized Onion Pizza

Ingredients for Two Personal Pizzas :

  • 2 frozen Onion Rye pizza crusts
  • 4 large cooking onions, peeled, cut in half and thinly sliced
  • 2 Tablespoons butter
  • a pinch each of salt and sugar
  • balsamic vinegar
  • freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  • 12 thin slices of good quality deli ham (I used honey baked ham.)
  • 2-1/2 thin slices of Swiss cheese
  • Optional, 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard mixed with mayonnaise for dipping

Begin by making the caramelized onions: Melt the butter over low heat in a heavy-bottomed mid-sized saucepan.  Put onions in the pot, sprinkle the pinch each of salt and sugar over the onions and toss to coat with the butter.  Stir occasionally until onions begin to become soft and start giving up their juices.  Continue cooking over low for about 35 minutes, adding a splash of balsamic vinegar any time the onions begin to look as if they’re drying out.  The onions are done when they are so tender it seems they’re melting.  They should be moist, but not sitting in pools of liquid.  Remove from the heat.

Preheat oven (and baking stone, if available) to 500°F.

Take two Onion Rye Crusts (and their parchment squares) from the freezer. Divide the caramelized onions evenly between the two crusts, spreading near the edges.  Fold the ham slices gently onto the crust, covering most of the onions.  Arrange the Swiss cheese slices evenly over the top and use a peel or your hands to slide the parchment and crust onto the pizza stone or directly onto the oven rack.  Bake for 6-9 minutes, depending on how crispy you prefer your crust.  Six minutes will give you a softer, lighter colored crust, while nine minutes will yield a pizza like the one in the photographs here.

Let cool 5 minutes before slicing.  If desired, serve with the dijon mayonnaise for dipping.

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Ham and Cheese Bites

This past weekend I officially became my mother.

If you’ve been reading me for a while, you’re aware that I am the eldest child in a large family that includes a baby sister.  This baby sister of mine is still in high school.  Sadly, she is not hopelessly stupid.  No, she’s in high school because she’s younger than I am (*cough* much younger *cough*).  And I might’ve mentioned that my Mom is fun before, right? Well, Mom throws massive parties for my little sister.  Loads of teenage girls and food and games at her house.  And birthdays?  Whoah.  There have been years where she’s allowed Airlia to have eight or ten girls sleep over.  She did this for me and for each and every one of my siblings. And for this, I mocked my Mom mercilessly.

“Geez, Mom!  Why can’t you say no?  You’re going to be exhausted!  Do they even appreciate everything you do? You’re making them WHAT to eat?  Holy Cow!”

And Mom would respond with a smile and a shrug and say, “I like it!”

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Last week the boys were bemoaning the fact that they hadn’t been able to get together with their friends as much as usual.  Before I knew what I was doing her words popped out of my mouth, “Hey!  Why don’t you each invite a couple friends over on Saturday and I’ll make pizza!  It’ll be fun!”  That last sentence barely got through my lips before I clamped my hands over my mouth.  But it was already too late.  In the time it took me to pick myself up off the floor they had each invited a couple friends.  How many?  I really had no idea.

A quick glance at the calendar showed me that I had a doctor’s appointment scheduled for that morning.  “Guys?  Hey guys?  Could you come here for a second?” I called, thinking I still had time to back out…  Five bright, shining faces turned toward me… “Um, never mind…” I mumbled.  I could get the blood work done, do the grocery shopping, come home and make pizza for a crowd before three, right?

Saturday morning dawned and I rolled myself out of bed to get to the doctor’s office right as they opened.  Several vials of blood and a “WOW!  I’ve never seen anybody bruise like YOU before!” from the phlebotomist later, I hurried toward the grocery store.  I tarried a little looking over packages, stocked up in the meat department, grabbed mozzarella and extra Bandaids and headed for the register.  And it was there I realized I didn’t have my debit card.  “No problem!” said I to self. “I’ll just use a check.”  I was out of checks.

I zoned out for a moment or two then snapped back into gear.  I asked the clerk to put my cart in the walk-in while I ran to the bank.  She obliged and I burned rubber.  The kind ladies at the bank printed out a check or two for me and I retraced my trail back to the store.  They retrieved my cart while I wrote out the check.  The cashier ran the check through the little machine.  Then she ran it through again.  Then againandagainandagainandagainandagain.  “Hmmm, it doesn’t look like it’s working,” said the clerk.  She beckoned for the head cashier who repeated the againandagainandagain performance and then also announced that it wasn’t working.  They called the manager over the PA system. *

*Important sidebar:  Have you ever noticed that some people have no idea how to use Public Address Systems?  They labour under the misconception that you must French kiss the microphone for it to work.  What she actually said was, “Manager on three. Three?  Manager needed on three.  Three.” Why she needed to repeat the check-out aisle number was beyond me. Between her awkward phrasing and the fact that the microphone was practically down her throat, it ended up sounding like, “Manager I pee-pee?  Manager need egg. I pee-pee.”  But I digress…

God love him, that manager got there as quickly as he could, but it still took him a while.  And he too ran the check through the machine several times before asking, “Was this transaction suspended?  You can’t pay with a check if the transaction has been suspended.”  He offered  to void every item in my cart and re-ring it so I could use my check.  Thirty minutes later, I exited the store with my groceries and went home as quickly as the speed limit would allow.  On the drive home, I called my sister and recounted what I had done that morning and told her about the upcoming party.

“Ha!” said my sympathetic sister, Jessamine. “You’re just like Mom!  You and a party?  You don’t know how many are coming?  You. Are. Exactly. Like. Mom!”

I thoughtfully responded, “No I’m not!  Mom always plans games.  I didn’t plan any games!”

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So to recap, I had a large-ish blood draw that morning, messed up by not having a debit card or checks with me to pay for crucial ingredients for that afternoon’s pizza party, broke the grocery store’s system and was on my way home to whip up food for a crowd of as-yet-undetermined size.  Are you with me?

I got home and changed into a summery dress.*

*One more sidebar.  I can’t wear clothing that I’ve worn to a doctor’s office or hospital before they’ve been washed again.  I mean, come on!  They’re like big old petri dishes. Someone else needs to tell me they do the same thing right now.  Someone?  Hello?

As I stood propped against my counter in the kitchen making an octuple batch of pizza dough (and I’m not exaggerating.  I told you.  I didn’t know how many people were coming and NO ONE goes hungry at my house on account of me…) the boys entered the room.  One (or more… Who could tell?  I was woozy.) said, “Hey!  That dress looks just like one Nana would wear.”  And at that moment I realized they were totally right.  I. Was. Exactly. Like. Mom.

But you know what?  I smiled, shrugged and said, “I like it!”

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Let me tell you.  The party was a total success.  And at our finest hour, we had seventeen kids running around, through, and over our home and property.  That’s 1-7.  Or 10 plus 7.  Or my five kids in addition to twelve kids who sprang from other people’s loins.  Sorry.  Is that unappetizing?

I had turned out a gallon of iced tea (supplemented by a gallon from my brilliant friend, Lisa), a gallon of lemonade and a gallon of Arnold Palmers, three sheet pizzas (one pepperoni and cheese, one cheese only, and one bacon and pineapple and onion beauty) one fifteen-inch round pizza (feta and spinach and hot pepper and olive and bacon) and two nine-by-thirteen pans full of Chaos in the Kitchen‘s brilliant pizza bites. By the time the crowd broke up and went home we had exactly ZERO leftovers.

My kids looked at me, gratefulness in their eyes for such a fun time, and said, “We’re starved!”

I had a little dough left from the pizza bites, a pound of ham-off-the-bone and a few cubes of cheese sitting around, so I threw together my take on the aforementioned pizza bites; Ham and Cheese Bites.

The Ham and Cheese Bites were inhaled by my poor-long-suffering children who went to bed five minutes later, starving once again…

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Ham and Cheese Bites

adapted from Chaos in the Kitchen’s Pizza Bites

Yield: 30 Ham and Cheese Bites

Ingredients:

  • Double batch of homemade pizza dough (see recipe below) or 2 packages of purchased pizza dough
  • 30 wafer-thin slices of deli ham
  • 30 (1/2″ to 3/4″) cubes Swiss cheese
  • 30 (1/2″ to 3/4″) cubes Mozzarella cheese
  • 4 Tablespoons olive oil, divided
  • 2 Tablespoons semolina flour or corn meal (for sprinkling the pan), divided
  • 4 Tablespoons butter
  • 1 teaspoon dried chives
  • 3/4 teaspoon granulated onion
  • 1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic
  • 1/4 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning or seasoning salt

Divide the pizza dough into 30 equal-ish pieces.  Let rest.

Preheat oven to 400°F.

Lay out one piece of deli ham.  Top with a cube each of mozzarella and Swiss cheese.

Tuck the ham around the cheese to form a little packet.

Place on a plate. Repeat with remaining ham and cheese.  Set the plate aside.

Drizzle 2 tablespoons of olive oil over the bottom of a 9″x13″ rimmed baking pan.  Repeat in another pan with the other olive oil.  Sprinkle 1 Tablespoon over the olive oil in each of the pans.

Working with one piece of dough at a time, spread out into a circle (or blob) roughly twice the size of your ham packets.  If the dough tears, do your best to patch the holes. Lay a packet of ham and cheese, seam side down, on the dough.

Pull the corners of the dough up toward the top of the ham and squeeze dough together to enclose the ham.

Pinch the dough closed at the seams and make sure there are no openings.  Place the dough, pinched side down, in the prepared pans.  Repeat with the remaining dough, making five rows of three dough balls in each pan.

Place the butter, chives, onion, garlic, and seasoning salt into a small microwave-safe dish.  Warm in the microwave until the butter is melted.  Stir together with a fork and brush over the dough.

Place pans into hot oven and bake for 25 minutes, or until golden brown.  Some cheese may leak out of the bread and bubble up.  This is most definitely not a problem.  Call cook’s dibs on the crunchy cheese bits.

If desired, you can brush again with any leftover butter when you remove the pans from the oven. Allow to rest for five minutes before removing from the pans.  Serve warm with your favorite sauce.  Ours is listed below…

Creamy Horseradish Mustard Dip

You can serve this on sandwiches and no one will hate you for it.  No need to restrict it to the Ham and Cheese Bites…

Ingredients:

  • 2 Tablespoons mayonnaise
  • 2 Tablespoons prepared horseradish mustard
  • 1 Tablespoon smooth Dijon mustard

Stir all ingredients together with a fork or a small whisk.  Store unused portions tightly covered in the refrigerator.

Semolina Pizza Dough

adapted from The King Arthur Flour Baker’s Companion

Ingredients:

  • 1-3/4 cups (7-3/8 ounces) unbleached all-purpose flour
  • 1-1/4 cups (7-1/8 ounces) coarse semolina flour
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons instant yeast
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons Kosher salt
  • 2 Tablespoons olive oil
  • 1-1/4 cups (10 ounces) water

In a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook (or in a large bowl with a wooden spoon) mix together all the dough ingredients until a soft, cohesive dough forms.  It will not be perfectly smooth, it should have a rather rough appearance.  Cover and let the dough raise for an hour at room temperature.  At this point, you can use the dough or refrigerate it for up to 36 hours.

 

 

Barbecue-Style Pulled Pork Sliders, South Carolina Barbecue Sauce and Kansas City Sauce.

A Disclaimer

I love barbecue; real barbecue.  I’m talking about meat that falls apart when a fork looks at it because it was cooked for hours over the smoking remnants of fruit trees.  I refer to the method that requires hours of time spent lovingly tending a fire outdoors and turning and mopping meat. Please let this stand as proof that I do know what ‘real’ barbecue is.  And also, that I know that these sandwiches do not constitute REAL barbecue since they were neither cooked over wood nor in a pit.  Thus, barbecue ‘style’.  And if you think this disclaimer is unnecessary, you haven’t met many avid barbecue aficionados.  That being said, these three-bite, pulled pork sandwiches are made of melt-under-your-teeth tender, smoky meat dressed with real Carolina or Kansas City barbecue sauce.  And if you can come up with a better way to get a barbecue fix in the center of snow-bound Amish country in the middle of winter, I’d sure like to hear it.  I’m waiting…

Some decisions end up being much harder than you thought they would be.  Toilet paper roll over or under? French fries or baked potato? Dog or cat?  Kansas City or South Carolina?

In the wonderful world of barbecue there are many regionally distinctive styles of barbecue sauce.  Most Americans are familiar with Kansas City style- a thick, sweet tomato or ketchup based barbecue sauce of varying degrees of thickness- while few are acquainted with some of the other barbecue sauces of American origins:

  1. South Carolina Mustard Sauce- This yellowish brown barbecue sauce takes its color from the prepared yellow mustard base.  Tangy, zippy, spicy, and smoky, this barbecue sauce makes you salivate just to smell it.  It goes with pork like Abbott went with Costello.
  2. East Carolina Sauce- (Pardon me for a moment while I don my Kevlar undies to wade into territory where I have no business being; the great barbecue sauce debate.)  Arguably the mother of all barbecue sauces, East Carolina Sauce has its roots in the slave population of the Carolinas.  East Carolina Sauce is just crushed red pepper flakes and ground black pepper mixed with vinegar with very little or no sugar.  This is vibrant and acidic and is meant both to tenderize the meat and break up some of the richness of fatty barbecue.  This is also fantastic with long-cooked pork.
  3. Texas Sauce (a.k.a. Thin Tomato Barbecue Sauce)- Where’s the beef?  Right here.  Texas Sauce is a miracle worker when it comes to tenderizing notoriously tough beef briskets.  It’s another vinegar based sauce, but this one is laced with chili powder, cumin, fresh onion, meat drippings, other spices and just the teensiest kiss of tomato sauce or ketchup.  It’s not just an afterthought, though.  Texas Sauce is usually mopped on while cooking and then used as a dip or topping to finish the meat.
  4. Lexington Dip- This is kind of like a gentler East Carolina Sauce.  It contains all the same ingredients, but also has a hint of tomato sauce or ketchup added.  The small amount of sweetness from the tomato cuts back the pucker power of East Carolina Sauce ever-so-slightly.

…And that’s just barely scratching the surface.  My loyalties lie with South Carolina Mustard Sauce and Kansas City Sauce.  If you hold a slow-cooked spare rib to my throat and force me to pick, I’d probably go with the South Carolina Sauce, but that’s a barbecue sauce lover’s Sophie’s Choice. Now give me that rib.

Recently we found ourselves with a large quantity of leftover slow-cooked, shredded pork* and a pan full of crusty, garlic dinner rolls. While I tried to summon culinary inspiration, The Evil Genius passed by me muttering, “How about barbecue pork sliders?”  Eureka!  He had it!  But then came the real dilemma. South Carolina Mustard Sauce or Kansas City Sauce? “Why not both?” quoth he as he passed the other direction.  Sidebar: he was not reading my mind.  I have a habit of talking to myself in the kitchen. That day, someone answered.

*Why?  Because I slow-cook ten-pound pork shoulders when I make my melt-in-your-mouth Cuban Pork and even we can’t eat all that in one sitting.

Why not, indeed?  At only a couple minutes of hands-on time each it was easy to whip up both.  And so we did.  And boy, were they both good!  This dinner took five minutes of hands-on time.  I’m sure you could figure out something to do with a little time you save making dinner, right?  (Don’t tell, but I spend that extra time hiding in the closet eating the last brownie.  I told the kids the dog got it. And I don’t feel an iota of guilt.)

These irresistible little sandwiches are equally at home in a week-night dinner,  on a party buffet or as a midnight snack. They’re also pretty addictive.  But that’s okay, because they’re little so they’re low-calorie. Right?

South Carolina Barbecue Sauce

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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup prepared yellow mustard
  • 3/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 3/4 cup cider vinegar
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 2 tablespoons chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon white pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon soy sauce or Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 tablespoon liquid smoke

Stir together all ingredients except the soy sauce, butter and liquid smoke in a heavy-bottomed saucepan.

Simmer 30 minutes, stirring frequently to prevent scorching.  Add the soy sauce, butter and liquid smoke and stir well.  Return to a simmer over low heat and cook another 10 minutes, stirring often.

Cool to room temperature before transferring to a jar or squeeze bottle.  Store, tightly lidded, in the refrigerator.

Kansas City Barbecue Sauce

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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup good quality ketchup
  • 3/4 cup dark brown sugar
  • 2 Tablespoons cider vinegar
  • 1 1/2 Tablespoons prepared yellow mustard
  • 1 Tablespoon minced garlic
  • 1 teaspoon liquid smoke
  • 1/4-1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes, according to heat preference
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

Combine all ingredients in a heavy-bottomed saucepan and bring to a simmer, stirring occasionally, over medium heat.

Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring frequently to prevent scorching.

Cool to room temperature before transferring to a jar or squeeze bottle.  Store, tightly covered, in the refrigerator.

Barbecue- Style Pulled Pork Sliders

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Ingredients:

3 cups slow-cooked, shredded pork

1/4 cup preferred barbecue sauce, plus additional sauce for serving (Carolina Style Barbecue Sauce Recipe and Kansas City Barbecue Sauce Recipe)

12 warm dinner rolls (preferably crusty rolls, like these Garlic Bubbles.)

Toss shredded pork and barbecue sauce together in a microwave save bowl.  Cover and reheat on ‘HIGH for one minute.  Alternately, you can toss the pork and barbecue sauce together in a small, heavy-bottomed saucepan and reheat -covered- over a low flame until warmed through.

Split the rolls in the center with a serrated knife.  Sandwich about 1/4 cup of the saucy meat in between the top and bottom halves of each roll.  Serve immediately with sauce on the side.

And here’s where I need your help.  While I’ve already stated my preference, if forced to choose, would lie with the mustard sauce, it’s just barely a preference.  The Evil Genius threw down his lot with the Kansas City Sauce.  The kids were evenly divided, since two liked the mustard sauce, two liked the tomato sauce and one couldn’t make up his mind and opted for a banana instead.

Give a girl a little help, would you?  Since we can’t decide, and I have another pork roast languishing in my meat drawer, I want your opinion.  Do you like South Carolina Sauce or Kansas City Sauce better?  Do you prefer your own concoction?  Do tell.  And share recipes if you have one you love more than a bag of chips.

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South Carolina Barbecue Sauce and Kansas City Sauces
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Serves: 12
 

You’re sure to please everyone in the crowd with these dueling sauces; Sticky, sweet, smoky, tomato based Kansas City Sauce and tangy, spicy, zippy, mustard based South Carolina Sauce. What’s your favorite?
Ingredients
Ingredients for South Carolina Barbecue Sauce:
  • 1 cup prepared yellow mustard
  • ¾ cup light brown sugar
  • ¾ cup cider vinegar
  • ¼ cup water
  • 2 tablespoons chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon white pepper
  • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • ½ teaspoon soy sauce or Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 tablespoon liquid smoke
Ingredients for Kansas City Style Sauce:
  • 1 cup good quality ketchup
  • ¾ cup dark brown sugar
  • 2 Tablespoons cider vinegar
  • 1½ Tablespoons prepared yellow mustard
  • 1 Tablespoon minced garlic
  • 1 teaspoon liquid smoke
  • ¼-1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes, according to heat preference
  • ¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

Instructions
To Make South Carolina Barbecue Sauce:
  1. Stir together all ingredients except the soy sauce, butter and liquid smoke in a heavy-bottomed saucepan.
  2. Simmer 30 minutes, stirring frequently to prevent scorching.
  3. Add the soy sauce, butter and liquid smoke and stir well.
  4. Return to a simmer over low heat and cook another 10 minutes, stirring often.
  5. Cool to room temperature before transferring to a jar or squeeze bottle.
  6. Store, tightly lidded, in the refrigerator.
To Make Kansas City Style Barbecue Sauce:
  1. Combine all ingredients in a heavy-bottomed saucepan and bring to a simmer, stirring occasionally, over medium heat.
  2. Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring frequently to prevent scorching.
  3. Cool to room temperature before transferring to a jar or squeeze bottle.
  4. Store, tightly covered, in the refrigerator.

Notes
Both of these are fresh sauces, meaning they are best made within a couple of days of their intended use. They will store well in the refrigerator for up to two weeks, but are not tested for home canning.

 

Sausage Baked Beans and Grandpa’s Baked Bean Sandwiches

I’ve talked a great deal about frugal foods and menu planning in my last few posts.  There’s no doubt about it, one of the most budget-friendly foods you can make is beans!  But that’s not why I’m posting this recipe today.  I’m posting it because it’s STINKIN’ AWESOME!  And because it’s cheap.  I thought you should know…

I also thought you should know that I successfully resisted the temptation to indulge in two cheap and easy beans-and-gas jokes just now.  But I digress…

My Grandpa was a man who knew his food.  He was also a very accomplished man; a former construction worker, professional musician and ordained Methodist minister. And among all of his achievements, this sandwich stands as one of his best.

At first glance, a sandwich composed of baked beans, onions and mustard may not sound like it’s going to rock your world but take a closer look.  The homemade baked beans are saucy and just a little sweet with a pronounced molasses flavor.  The onion rings are sliced paper thin and add just the right amount of pungency.  The tang, salt and vinegar bite of the yellow mustard acts as a perfect foil to the slight sweetness of the beans.  And on lightly buttered homemade rye?  Oh my.  It makes an extraordinarily balanced sandwich full of umami.  Yes!  A sandwich that for all intents and purposes should be anything but refined ends up effortlessly tickling the taste buds in a way that cooks over the globe strive for when they create much fussier food.  And there is a very good reason behind it…

Much of the greatest and most comforting food in the world is the direct result of poverty, hardship and privation.  Pho, stock made from chicken feet, fried rice, dumplings, pasties, coq au vin, cassoulet, marrow bones, beef jerky* and haggis* all sprang from a desire to use every single possible edible part of the animal and avoid all waste.

*I’ll take on anyone who claims beef jerky isn’t great food.  Me and beef jerky?  We’re like this.   I could easily eat my way through a pound all by myself. I accept donations of beef jerky.

Now haggis?  Haggis has its origins in poverty to be sure.  But I’ve heard it said that people’s enthusiasm for haggis is directly inverse to the amount of hand they’ve had in preparing it. The truth is that  I just threw that in because tomorrow is Robert Burns’ birthday. So for the most part, haggis is relegated to being stabbed annually on Burns’ Nicht.  I, for one, am a-okay with this.  Moving back on to tastier things…

It’s probably not too far a stretch to say that our country was built on baked beans.  The native population ate beans, the settlers practically survived on beans,  (That is to say that those who did survive did so with the material assistance of their bean-rich diet.) and nearly every single immigrant population who has joined us since has brought another version of beans or their preparation with them.  Baked beans are the original All-American Food.

And -cough, cough- I do believe that mine are out of this world.  They are the basis for the aforementioned Grandpa’s Bean Sandwiches.  Now you could throw canned baked beans on a piece of bread and I’m sure it’d be decent.  But to have the sandwich that -in my Grandpa’s words- would make your tongue slap your brain silly, you want to make my beans.  Oh yes you do.  Because it all starts with this.

My baked beans have a little something extra that turns them into something good enough to make your grandpa cry.  I bake little bits of spicy sausage into the beans as they bubble away in the oven.  At least it would’ve made my Grandpa cry.  He liked sausage.

You can easily turn these baked beans into a delicious vegetarian dish simply by omitting the sausage and replacing it with two tablespoons of olive oil and a handful of chopped mushrooms.

And boy howdy are these ever inexpensive!  Including sausage, the whole dish should run you no more than five dollars and it can feed you for days!

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Sausage Baked Beans

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound dried Navy beans, rinsed and picked over to remove stones or dirt clumps
  • 12 cups fresh water for soaking plus additional boiling water for cooking
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 large cooking onion, peeled
  • 1/4 pound spicy link sausage, cut into 1/2″ chunks
  • 1/2 cup molasses
  • 1 Tablespoon brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon dried mustard powder (or 1 Tablespoon prepared yellow mustard)
  • salt and pepper to taste

Place Navy beans in a dutch oven or other stove-top and oven safe deep-sided heavy pan with a tight fitting cover.  Pour 12 cups of fresh water over the beans, cover, and place over high heat.  Bring to a boil and allow to cook for 2 minutes.  Remove from heat and allow to sit at room temperature overnight, still covered.

In the morning, remove the cover, add the bay leaf, stir the beans and return to a boil over high heat.  Lower the heat to medium and simmer for about 30 minutes or until beans are just beginning to become tender, adding more boiling water if necessary.  You’re not looking to get the beans totally tender, you just want them to be starting to get tender. They’ll finish cooking as they bake! Remove the beans from heat again and pour into a colander in the sink.  Fish out and discard the bay leaves.

Preheat the oven to 300°F.

Evenly scatter the chunks of link sausage over the bottom of the pan you used to soak and cook the beans.  (Rinsing the pan between steps is unnecessary!) Set aside.

In a large mixing bowl, stir together the molasses, brown sugar and mustard powder and then pour the hot beans over top.

Gently fold the beans and molasses mixture together.  Don’t beat the tar out of ‘em.  Be gentle about it.  Just fold…

Use a wooden spoon or silicone spatula to scrape the molasses coated beans into the pan over the sausage pieces.  Pour additional boiling water over the beans to cover them by about an inch.  Place pan, uncovered, in the oven and bake for about three hours.  Check the beans periodically to make sure they’re not becoming dry.  As soon as the beans are tender (This could be less than three hours or more depending on the age of the beans.  Just check them every now and again!) stir them so that you’re transferring the beans that were on bottom to the top and vice versa.  Raise the oven’s heat to 400°F and cook, still uncovered, until the sauce around the beans is thick and bubbly.  This should take about an hour.  Remove from oven, add salt and pepper to taste, cover, and allow to cool until they are a comfortable temperature to eat.

These beans are great hot, warm, room temperature or cold.  In short, eat them with dinner and then sneak them from the refrigerator at midnight.  I won’t tell.

Store leftovers, tightly covered, in the refrigerator for up to a week.  They freeze and reheat well, too!

So what do you serve this alongside?  Roasts, sausages, hot dogs, hamburgers, toast, eggs, you name it.  But I do believe the best thing you could possibly do with these beans is whip up a couple of Grandpa’s Baked Bean Sandwiches.

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Grandpa’s Baked Bean Sandwiches

Ingredients:

  • 2 slices hearty bread (I prefer rye.)
  • 1 cup slightly reheated baked beans
  • thinly sliced sweet onions
  • prepared yellow mustard
  • softened butter

This sandwich is as easy -and as good- as it gets!  Butter one side each of two slices of bread.  Spread the baked beans over the butter on one slice of bread, top with paper thin slices of sweet onion and a drizzle of prepared yellow mustard.  Lay the other slice of bread, butter side down, over the beans.  Slice in half and serve with pickles and a handful of chips, if life is good enough to you that you have them.  Sit back,  enjoy and remember that just because you don’t have money doesn’t mean you have to eat like it!

Better Than Yesterday Pizza

I want to give you all a gift.  It’s that time of year, after all.  Taste, beauty, aroma, thrift; this gift has it all.  As a big thank you to keeping me company on the big old internet for this past year I want to give you all the gift of…

Leftover pizza.

It’s more exciting than it sounds.

Really.

Stick with me and I’ll prove it.  But first?

You should know I am devoted to pizza.  I could happily eat some variation of it three days out of the week (Publicly speaking that is.  In my own head I admit I could eat it five days a week and be perfectly content.  Oh.  Did I type that?  I meant to think it.) Crispy crusts, gooey cheese, salty toppings, and garlic; flecked all over with charred bits and molten marinara sauce.  Is my preoccupation any wonder?

For all my love of fresh, hot pizza, I used to think I disliked leftover pizza (and as I type that sentence I can hear my Dad yelling, “WHAT?  What is wrong with my child?” all the way from the Yoop.) To me, the great appeal* of pizza is threefold; melted cheese, crispy crust bottom, and a chewy-yet-soft inner crust.

*Allo!  Allo?  Iz ziss sing on?  Pizza a-peal?  Pizza peal? This is what my boys call a ‘get it?’ joke.

Now.  Raise your hand if you think you dislike reheated pizza.  It’s okay.  I’m not judging.  Because until a few years ago I thought I disliked it, too.  My problem was the texture of pizza after it was reheated in the microwave or in the oven.  It seemed a pale shadow of its former glory; gummy or congealed cheese, muddy flavors, and soggy crusts if reheated in the oven. Or worse yet -if microwaved to hot-  almost inedibly chewy crust and translucent cheese that was unevenly melted.  Gaggy.

I stumbled upon a way to reheat pizza that makes the leftover pizza better than the fresh pizza ever was.  Hence: Better Than Yesterday Pizza. (This may seem like a tangent, but it’s important.)  My Dad always makes grilled cheeses by toasting the sandwiches then tossing a little water in the pan and covering it to make sure the cheese is melted and gooey all the way through.  One day, many moons ago, while staring down the barrel of a fridge laden with cold, leftover pizza it occured to me that Dad’s method might just make it edible.

It was more than edible.  It was sublime.  So good that it is the only way we’ve reheated leftover pizza since.  And let me tell you something.   Perfectly melted and gooey cheese, hot interior, crackling crisp bottom crust and a top dotted with crunchy charred bits make this so good it’s better than the original pizza.  In fact, I deliberately make double the amount of pizza we can eat on pizza nights just so we can eat Better Than Yesterday Pizza.

A word of caution, though.  This process lands you with a piece of pizza that is fresh and hot and well-nigh irresistible.  But oh, try to resist.  It’s pizza oven hot.  And if, like me, you dive straight into eating, you can kiss the skin on the roof of your mouth goodbye.  Here are the instructions.  I’m going to go suck on some ice cubes.  Right after I eat this other piece of pizza.

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Better Than Yesterday Pizza

You will need a heavy cast-iron or non-stick skillet with a tight fitting lid.

Ingredients per slice:

  • 1 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil (you can substitute canola oil, but olive oil has the best taste here.)
  • 1 slice cold, leftover pizza

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  • 1 teaspoon water

Place a heavy cast-iron or non-stick skillet over medium high heat.

Add the oil to the pan and swirl until hot and evenly coated.  Place slice of pizza, topping side DOWN in the pan.

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Allow to cook for one minute (longer for more charred bits).

After one minute, carefully slide a spatula under the pizza and flip crust side down.

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Add the teaspoon of water and immediately place the lid on the pan.  Cook for an additional minute.

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Remove the lid and cook for one to one and a half minutes or until all water has cooked off and the bottom crust is crispy.  Transfer to a plate.  If desired, sprinkle with crushed red pepper plates to complete the pizzeria taste and experience!

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Crispy Seared Mushroom and Asiago Puffs

We’ve been spring cleaning like crazy around here lately.  It’s so invigorating to be able to open the windows after having them firmly shut since November.  And even though I hate doing laundry, there is something incredibly peaceful about hanging the first couple loads of clothes and sheets and towels on the line.  Everything is fresh and crisp and the pile of laundry has dwindled to a less shameful height.

In the middle of all this frenetic cleaning my attention has turned to my freezers.  They are, in short, an abysmal mess.  Last Fall’s organization campaign, complete with manifests of the contents therewithin, came apart midway through the second week of December when I realized I had stashed all my Thanksgiving leftovers on top of my carefully stacked piles of this and that.  Shortly after that I added several turkey breasts and some frozen peas that I had purchased on sale and it was all downhill from there.  I’m in the beginning stages of clearing out the freezer to make room for this summer’s bounty.

A few days ago I decided to really crack into the frozen wasteland that is my chest freezer and make a difference. Stashed in among the frozen detritus was a half used box of puff pastry.  I sat it on a cabinet to the side of the freezer while rummaging around and trying to make sense of the mess.  By the time I had done enough (translation: my fingers were too stiff to pick up and move anything else) it was time to get cracking on dinner and the puff pastry had thawed to the point where it wasn’t re-freezable.  I figured this was as close to a sign from God as I was going to get about that evening’s dinner plans.

Keeping with the rummaging theme, I scoured the fridge and found a container of leftover seared mushrooms á la Pastor Ryan on the Pioneer Woman’s Website,  (If you have never made these you MUST make them this very instant.  I’ll wait right here while you do it.  *tapping desk… tap… tap…*  Okay, ready?  How awesome are those?  I think they just may be one of my favorite things to eat.  Ever. Thanks, Ryan!) and a biggish hunk of Asiago cheese.  Because the mushrooms are already seasoned and cooked with shallots, salt and pepper, most of the dish was already done.  Sometimes food just makes itself, doesn’t it?  The mushrooms, Asiago and puff pastry made the most beautiful and delicious crispy, savory accompaniment to beef stew.  Not to be forgotten was the warm, self-satisfied glow of not wasting food and almost, maybe, perhaps, kind-of beginning to clean my freezer.  Cleaning never tasted so good!

*If you happen to have some crispy, crumbled bacon or pancetta handy it would not be out of place in these puffs.  I didn’t have any and these tasted simply wonderful.  But boy, if I’d had bacon…

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Crispy Seared Mushroom and Asiago Puffs

Ingredients:

  • 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed
  • 2 cups seared mushrooms
  • 1 cup grated Asiago cheese
  • Fresh ground black pepper to taste
  • Optional, 1 egg beaten with 1 Tablespoon water for a glaze.

Preheat oven to 400°F.

On a lightly floured countertop, roll the puff pastry sheet into a rectangle that measures approximately 10″ x 12″.

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Evenly spread the mushrooms on the puff pastry to within an inch or so of the edges.

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Sprinkle the Asiago cheese evenly over the mushrooms and grind pepper over the top to taste.

Roll both edges over the mushroom and cheese filling toward the center like you’re rolling up  a double scroll.

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When both rolls reach the center, press together firmly enough to get them to stick, but not firmly enough to squish the works.

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Transfer carefully to a cutting board and cut into 1″  slices.

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Lay, cut sides down, on a silpat or parchment lined baking sheet.

Cute.  Aren't they?

Cute. Aren't they?

Don't discard the ugly ones.  Those are the cook's tax.  You skim that 10% right off the pan into your mouth.  You earned it.

Don't discard the ugly ones. Those are the cook's tax. When they're done baking just skim that 10% right off the pan into your mouth. You earned it.

If using the egg glaze, brush the pastry before baking.  Bake for 20 minutes or until golden.  Remove tray from oven and allow puffs to cool for five minutes before transferring to a cooling rack.

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Serve warm or at room temperature.  Drool. Eat.  Repeat.

These + steamy stew= match made in heaven.

These + steamy stew= match made in heaven.

Second Tuesdays Déjà Food Inaugural Event- all over again.

Did you catch the Yogi Berra reference?  Okay, I must admit that my attempt at establishing an event less than 48 hours ahead of time was too big a challenge for even the internet.  Several blogging buddies have mentioned that they wanted to participate, but just didn’t have enough time. I have learned a valuable lesson. 

 

So, without further adieu, we announce that in keeping with our “2″ theme (second Tuesdays, second use of the food, etc…) we are going to do a second inaugural event.  That’s right!  The prizes remain the same, the rules remain the same and we’re still really excited to see what everyone can do with their leftovers.  Feel free to enter as many Déjà Food masterpieces as you have time to create and write up.  And for our friends who are without blogs, please feel free to send us your submissions via email at: foodiewithfamily [at] yahoo[dot] com.

 

You can read the previous post for more details.

 

Here is the badge for those of you who would like to add one to your post.

Submissions for our (second) inaugural event are due by August 11, 2008.  Be there or be square!

 

 

…And in the spirit of doing everything twice (because if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing twice, right?)  I am reposting our entire original blurb about the event below…

 
And yes, there’s a prize! (See below)

Here at Foodie With Family we- Rebecca and Valerie- love leftovers. They let us get creative with ingredients, minimize food waste, save money, try new flavor combinations without risk (You got one meal out of this already, right? Take a chance!), and save time. And they do the laundry. (No, wait, that’s what I wish they did.)

There are, as far as we’re concerned, two kinds of leftover meals. Regular leftover meals are simply a second serving of the first meal. Not bad by itself, but we prefer the second type of meal; a grand makeover of the original dish we like to call Déjà Food.

Shockingly, we know a great many people who do not eat leftovers. Since we prefer to think well of people we choose to attribute this to the fact that they don’t know how to make-over leftover food. So in order to educate them and to celebrate the oft-maligned leftover we have decided to create our very first event; The Second Tuesdays Déjà Food Event. The second go-round with the food on the second Tuesday (2sday?) of each month. Easy enough, right?

The event is open to everyone and will be repeated monthly. Here’s what we’re asking:

  1. Use your leftovers to create something delicious and different.
  2. Write up and post what you made by the second Tuesday of each month. (We understand that leftover wizardry does not often involve measuring, so if you can’t provide the exact recipe don’t sweat it. Just tell us what you made originally- with or without the recipes- and how you transformed it!)
  3. Send us the permalink for your Déjà Food write-up and a 150 x 150 image of the dish. (Image optional)
  4. Mention the event in your post so that more people learn about the event and we can all inspire each other to create greater Déjà Food masterpieces.

Because of the relatively short notice of this first event, you’re welcome to submit previous posts you’ve made of your Déjà Food show stoppers!

The rules for a Déjà Food meal are simple. It has to be materially different from the first meal. For example, you can take leftover refried beans, beef, lettuce and tomatoes from tacos and supplement it with homemade tortillas and fresh guacamole to make tostadas as we did in this post. Alternately, you could make a pizza crust and top it with the goodies to make a taco pizza. You can take leftover roasted or barbecued chicken, chilled leftover rice, and a supplement it with some fresh veggies, eggs and soy sauce to make fried rice. You can throw your turkey carcass from Thanksgiving into a pot with rice and water to make jook (congee). The possibilities are nearly limitless.

On the second Wednesday of each month, we will post the entries. You’ll then have 48 hours (2 days- Can we stick with a theme or what?) to let us know your vote for who did the most amazing thing with their leftovers. The winner can choose of a jar of sweet, fruity, smokin’ hot homemade pure habanero jelly (perfect for glazing grilled meat, serving over cream cheese with crackers or spreading on a sandwich and guaranteed to give you immediate pain AND a hot sauce hangover!)

Or you can choose a jar of lovely, mild, homemade cranberry ketchup (great with pork, venison, as a dip for or part of a glaze for grilled turkey.)

And as always, all of our homemade preserves, pickles, jellies, jams and whatnot, are all-natural and contain no added funky unpronouncable preservatives or colorings and are prepared according to established safety standards.

Click here if you’re the badge-loving sort! I made it all by my little-old-self. (Like you wouldn’t be able to tell that when you see it. I’ll just feel superior until you click here.)