Have I shared my sandwich theory with you before?
I must have at this point.
My theory is simple; when done correctly, a sandwich is a perfectly wrought work of art. To be done perfectly, you need an interplay of textures, colours, flavours, and sometimes even temperatures. Even a mediocre sandwich is a good thing, but a great sandwich? That’s into ‘angels-singing’ territory.
The sandwich I’m sharing today is -in my opinion- one of those sandwiches. It’s a sandwich that makes me happy… First of all, HAM. Ham is one of my happy foods. When God made pig, he made his best. Salty and sweet in one perfect meaty package. Yes, please. Now, you may argue that a ham sandwich could have any number of condiments added, but I’m going to argue that whatever else you do, mustard needs to be there. It just does. That’s not negotiable in my book.
The assertive vinegar and pop of mustard is such a natural, perfect pairing with ham (because ham is no shrinking violet in the taste category) that it can’t be left out.
Now, I have one other MAJOR issue to address about sandwiches before I share this gorgeous sandwich recipe with you and I am fully aware of how obsessive this sounds, but I don’t care.
Please… for the love of all that is good in the world… do not plunk your deli meat down on the sandwich like you’re laying a stack of papers on the bread. Dear me, no. When I worked in a deli, it took all the willpower my at-the-time scrawny little self contained not to hip check people who did that. Take your time with a sandwich and you will reap the benefits. One piece of ham at a time, folks… Just grab one piece of ham at a time. Hold it by one end over the bread: perpendicular to it, in fact. Gently lower the meat onto the bread, letting it form accordion-like folds. You can even twist it a bit. The goal -the ultimate payoff- is a sandwich where the spaces between the meat add a loft to the sandwich and a lightness of texture. It makes the sandwich easier and more pleasurable to eat.
Don’t believe me? Try a sandwich both ways and see what I mean. Go forth and create beautiful sandwiches.