Warning: This post contains spoilers from Season 1 of Justified. If you haven’t seen that season yet, get on it. Then come on back here. I think it’s fair to say between Timothy Olyphant’s swagger and the non-stop action and one-liners on that show, I was pretty well hooked from the first episode I saw.
Let’s just get this out there right now. The recipe I’m about to share with you is not REAL moonshine. I’m well aware of that. I’ve lived in areas of the country where ‘shining’ was a real thing, and this ain’t it. But what it is, is smooth, tasty, sweet, and the liquid version of an apple pie that’ll knock you clean on your butt if you don’t exercise a little restraint.
I first heard about Apple Pie while clutching the arm of my husband in terror while Mags Bennett made me wonder if she was going to kill Raylon Givens on ‘Justified’. When Mags offered Raylon a glass of her ‘famous apple pie’ moonshine (the same thing she had done to a man who she had poisoned in a previous episode) I was pretty certain she was going to kill a federal marshal. That woman scared me to bits and was responsible for five finger tip shaped bruises on my poor hubby’s arm. She has to be among the best Bad Guy Ladies in television history. And her Apple Pie had me more than a little intrigued.
When I saw a mason jar (!!!!I cannot resist the jar!!!) full of Apple Pie Moonshine the night before the last season premiere of Justified at the liquor store, I had to pick it up. Duh! What better way to start a new season? Well, it was sweet, and it was potent, and it tasted like an apple pie. LIQUID APPLE PIE! My husband was more than a little crazy about it. But at $25 a quart, I figured I could do better.
After playing around with the proportions, I managed to create my own version of Mag’s Bennett’s finest. It uses Everclear, the mention of which may have just sent a few of you in a tailspinning flashback to college. By virtue of it’s incredibly high alcohol content (195 proof. Did you even know that’s possible?!?) it is a perennial and potent favourite of the “spend the weekend in a coma” crowd. I’ll admit to a little uneasiness when I bought the bottle and saw all the warning labels on it. I mean honestly, how many times do you deliberately buy a beverage that warns you about not keeping it near heat let alone open flames and has “MAY EXPLODE”, and “DO NOT CONSUME UNLESS DILUTED WITH NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES written on it in big, serious letters?
It is very well diluted here, thankfully, because SCARY, but it is still something you need to sip (not chug) slowly and in limited amounts. And yes, this recipe makes A LOT of Apple Pie Moonshine (or Apple Pie A La Mode Moonshine. Translation: with vanilla bean.) Here’s the good news. Due to the wicked high alcohol content, it doesn’t go bad. You can keep this and sip off of it for ages. OR you can give it as gifts for Christmas or Hannukah. Wrap it up with a pretty ribbon and a warning label and a couple of tiny, teeny, itty bitty glasses, and you have a homemade gift fit for your nearest and dearest OR your best-loved, back-hills bad guy whether it’s a lady or not.
I am part of a fabulous group of bloggers, let by the illustrious Brandy of Nutmeg Nanny and Audra of The Baker Chick, who have gotten together to spend the week celebrating PIE: my favourite dessert of all time. Pie rocks my casbah. So what am I giving away? Oh my goodness, it’s a treasure trove of pie fabulousness just in time for the upcoming holidays. How does THIS sound?
There will be FOUR winners! One will take home an OXO Prize pack including a pie server,
How do I enter?
For more Pie Inspiration, visit my fellow pie week participants:
Lattice-topped Cranberry Blueberry Pie- The Baker Chick
Amish Peanut Butter Pie- Nutmeg Nanny
Whole Wheat Blueberry Hand Pies- Chocolate and Carrots
Chocolate Cream Pie with Meringue Crust (gluten free)- Dessert for Two
Bourbon Maple Pumpkin Pie- Eats Well with Others
Apple Pear Butter Pie with Gingersnap Crust- Bake or Break
Frosted Slab Apple Pie- Tracey’s Culinary Adventures
Dulce de Leche Apple Hand Pies- Dinners Dishes and Desserts
Chipotle Southwest Mini Turkey Pot-Pies- Country Cleaver
Biscoff Ice Cream Pie- Carla’s Confections