Cornbread Salad for the Weekly Cookbook Challenge – Part 3

As I mentioned earlier, I also made a half recipe of the vegetarian version of the salad this morning. If anything, it received an even warmer reception from my (expected and unexpected) audience. My husband and I work for a small church-related camp, and on Sunday, our next camper groups come in to begin their week. Which means lunch is the last meal our paid staff has alone together. Normally. So I thought I would bring these salads to share with everyone. Well, some of the campers arrived early, and so we had a lot folks who had a chance to try these out, and I have to say, I’ve had more requests for recipes after serving these than anything else I’ve made in a long time. And even more surprising—this vegetarian version seemed to be the favorite—seems to be the jalapeno!

 

So, here is the process for this version:

 

First, crumble the (nicely and unnecessarily cubed) cornbread into a large bowl:

Cover with all the chopped and shredded goodies:

Pour dressing over, mix and serve and devour again:

Here’s the actual recipe—in the cookbook, there is just a paragraph telling you which ingredients are added, which are left out, but I thought it might be easier if you just had it laid out like the other recipe. Oh, and Elayne is a friend of the author who came up with this variation.

 

ELAYNE’S VEGETARIAN VERSION OF PATSY’S CORNBREAD SALAD
 
 

 

 

1 skillet of cornbread

1 15 oz. can pinto beans, rinsed and drained

½ cup mayonnaise

½ cup sour cream

½ cup sweet pickle relish

2 T. juice from sweet pickle relish

2 T. chipotle barbecue sauce

1 bunch scallions, finely sliced

2 cups shredded cheddar cheese

2 green bell peppers, cored, seeded, and finely chopped

1 jalapeno pepper, cored, seeded, and finely chopped

4 to 5 juicy ripe tomatoes, cut into medium-size chunks

 

  1. Coarsely crumble the cornbread into a good big bowl and let it dry out for a few hours.
  2. Stir or whisk together the mayo, relish, relish juice and barbecue sauce. That’s your dressing. Set it aside.
  3. When the crumbled cornbread has dried slightly, toss in the scallions, peppers, tomatoes, cheese and pinto beans. Toss well, so that everything is well distributed.
  4. Spoon the dressing over the top and stir thoroughly. Cover tightly and refrigerate until ready to serve. It can be made up to 24 hours in advance.

My tweaks: Again, grape tomatoes were the tomatoes of choice. I could not find chipotle barbecue sauce, so I used a couple tablespoons of a spicy barbecue sauce and a couple tablespoons of a chipotle salsa. Also, since I know folks may not like biting down on a chunk of jalapeno, I tossed it into the small bowl of my food processor, chopped it up, and then added the rest of the dressing ingredients and blended it all together, pouring it over the salad at the end.

 

These are definitely keepers.

Cornbread Salad for the Weekly Cookbook Challenge – Part 2

Okay, so I should read recipes more carefully—in looking at the recipe for the original cornbread salad recipe, I see the instructions ‘coarsely crumble the cornbread into a good big bowl and let it dry for a few hours.’ So my careful slicing and cutting into cubes was definitely wasted effort. I salvaged it this morning by coarsely crumbling my nicely cubed bread into a bowl:

I then put the bacon on to fry, and while that was going on, I chopped all the veggies and made the dressing. Veggies done, bacon fried till crisp and drained on paper towel, dressing all mixed, I was good to go. First, add all the chopped veggies and bacon to the cornbread–Before:

 

And after being tossed together with my impeccably clean hands:

 

 

Next, pour on the dressing and mix (with an impeccably clean spoon!), place yummy portion on plate, decorate with a couple bits of reserved crispy bacon:

 

 

And devour. This is absolutely delicious, and definitely needs the southern cornbread to make it work. The johnnycake of my youth would utterly fail here. Unless, of course, you add it as a dessert course drizzle with melted butter and maple syrup….mmmm….getting dizzy….love that cornbread! But we’ll save that for another post…

 

I’ll follow up with the vegetarian version 2 later today… Oh, and here’s the recipe! Nearly forgot—and remember, for my purposes, I used half recipes so I could try both kinds of salad with one pan of cornbread!

 

PATSY’S CORNBREAD SALAD
 
 
 1 skillet of cornbread

¾ pound bacon

1 cup mayonnaise

½ cup sweet pickle relish

¼ cup juice from sweet pickle relish

1 T. sugar

2 sweet onions (Vidalia or other), finely chopped

2 green bell peppers, cored, seeded, and finely chopped

4 to 5 juicy ripe tomatoes, cut into medium-size chunks

 

  1. Coarsely crumble the cornbread into a good big bowl and let it dry out for a few hours.
  2. Cook the bacon, draining off all excess fat. “you want it cooked real brown and crispy,” Patsy says. When the bacon has cooled, crumble it coarsely and set aside.
  3. Stir or whisk together the mayo, relish, relish juice and sugar. That’s your dressing. Set it aside.
  4. When the crumbled cornbread has dried slightly, toss in the onions, peppers, tomatoes and crumbled bacon. Toss well, so that everything is well distributed.
  5. Spoon the dressing over the top and stir thoroughly. Cover tightly and refrigerate until ready to serve. It can be made up to 24 hours in advance.

 

SO good…okay, a couple tweaks: First, I did a small dice rather than the finely chopped thing, because we like our veggies a little on the larger side. Tomatoes—no good ripe regular tomatoes around here yet, so I used grape tomatoes cut in quarters. And an almost tweak that was not needed—I’m used to using salt and pepper in my dressings, and I’m glad I didn’t—the salad is plenty salty enough, and doesn’t need the pepper, unless you really want it. Enjoy!

Cornbread Salad – Part 1

As part of my wanderings through the internet world of food, I came across a site that hosts a monthly cooking challenge: http://weekendcookbookchallenge.blogspot.com/.

 

Every month a new challenge is issued around a certain theme—either a particular chef, a certain kind of food, etc. I believe the goal is to either use a cookbook you have but from which you have never (or rarely) used a recipe. Anyway, this month’s challenge was “Salads”—a challenge for me since I’m not much of a salad maker over all. And for my first time participating I wanted to do something different than the few salads I usually make—veggie salads, pasta salads, salads made with various fruits, etc. For some reason, a memory of Tuscan Bread salad popped into my head, but having no Tuscan bread, nor time to make it, and not knowing of anyone who makes such a product within 200 miles of here, I found myself contemplating other possibilities.

 

I’d recently purchased a cookbook by veggie author Crescent Dragonwagon (love her name!) called The Cornbread Gospels; our family loves cornbread and other things made with good stoneground cornmeal, and I thought perhaps she might have something that would serve the purpose. At first I just found side dish salads to accompany whatever cornbread you might be making, but then I struck gold: Patsy’s Cornbread Salad, a non-vegetarian recipe, contributed by a Tennessee woman by the name of Patsy Barker.

 

 

Cornbread Gospels by Crescent Dragonwagon

The salad (and its vegetarian alternative) both require the use of true Southern cornbread—no flour, no sweetener, no baking powder, and this needs to be made the day before so there is time for the crumbled cornbread to dry before using in the salad. Crescent provides three suggested recipes that work with this salad; two used white cornmeal, and since I only have yellow, it made the decision easy! (By the way, the cornmeal I’m using is from a man who ground the corn right in front of me at the Bark Peelers’ Convention in northern Pennsylvania last year. I’ve kept an ever-dwindling supply in my freezer—best cornmeal I’ve ever had! But I digress…)

 

So for part 1, I’ll give you the recipe I used, with notes on any tweaking along the way:

 

SYLVIA’S OZARK CORNBREAD
 
 
  

Vegetable oil cooking spray

 

1 T. butter

 

2 c. stone-ground yellow cornmeal

 

1 t. baking soda

 

1 t. salt

 

2 c. buttermilk

 

2 eggs

 

1 T. mild vegetable oil

 

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Spray a 10 inch cast iron skillet with oil, add the butter and put it into the oven to heat. Meanwhile, stir together the cornmeal, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl.
  3. In a smaller bowl, beat the buttermilk with the eggs and oil.
  4. Combine the two mixtures. As always, be careful not to overbeat, stirring until wet and dry are just combined.
  5. Scrape the batter into the hot skillet and bake the cornbread until it is golden brown and crusty at the edges, 23 to 27 minutes. Serve hot in wedges. (Or crumble and dry overnight for your cornbread salad!!)

 

Tweaks: I had no cooking spray, so I just poured a teaspoon or two of olive oil into the pan with the butter before heating the pan in the over. Also, I have no cast iron pan—my cast iron pans are all in storage in NY until we are done living between homes. I used my hard anodized Calphalon skillet instead, and it worked beautifully. But I think cast iron still works the best with regard to cornbread. Finally, I had no mild vegetable oil on hand, so I just used olive oil.

 

(I wish I could describe to you how good this cornbread is, and how beautiful. The crumb is entirely different than I’ve experienced with the northern cornbread recipes I’ve used, and it really tastes like corn.)

 

Anyway, back to salad prep: I let the cornbread cool a bit, removed it from the pan and set it on a rack to cool to room temperature. As you can see from the pics, both bottom and top of the cornbread acquired a nice golden brown crust.

 

I then cut the bread into quarters, then strips, cut the strips crosswise in talk, and then cut into cubes, laying half the amount on two separate pans to dry overnight.

 

The reason for the two separate pans is because I wanted to try both variations on the salad, so I’m making a half recipe of each to see which we prefer.

 

Part 2 is coming right up!

Mario Batali’s twin?!?

Ty needed some new summer shoes.  I scoured the internet for bargains.  It ain’t cheap to shoe 5 kids, let me tell you.  I briefly toyed with the idea of learning to make shoes and then came to my senses and clicked my way over to eBay.  Two minutes later I had purchased a bright orange pair of Crocs.  Mercifully, Ty loves orange.  It has been his favorite color for a very long time.  I told him he could expect the shoes to come in the next week or so.  Every five minutes for the next 10 days he asked when his Crocs were coming.  When Mr. UPS -as our kids call the UPS delivery guy- pulled into the driveway Ty was waiting for him.  He eagerly reached for the box and said, “Now I’m gonna look like Mario Batali.”  Oh really?

 

I’ll let you judge for yourself.  Does Ty look like Mario Batali?  (You have to click on the pictures to see them full-size.  I’m not sure why, but you do!)

 


 
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That explains a few things…

I’ve been experimenting lately with trying to motivate the kids into helping me keep the house cleaner. I was slightly tired of having things stick to my feet as I walked through the house and having to move multiple bionicles in order to find a seat on the couch. I think I have finally stumbled upon a quasi-solution. Zones! Each child has been assigned their own zone. Liam has the living room. Aidan has the dining room. Ty has the dishwasher (*this has changed as of today, but more on this as the story progresses…) Leif has the shoes. Rowan has the “sit out of the way in the chair with a book while we clean” zone.

 

Today, Ty offered to clean the mudroom. He carefully moved the shoes away from the wall, swept and arranged the shoes back neatly. He brushed off the dogs’ bean bags, put them neatly against another wall and swept the rest of the floor. He swiffered (this is why I keep the bloody thing!) the floor and then called me to check it out. I was effusive enough in my praise that his brothers came running to see why Momma was making such a fuss. They were impressed with Ty’s work, but were clearly calculating whether it was good or bad for them that their 6 year old brother had just one-upped them in the cleaning category. They all settled for lukewarm congratulations and walked away. Except for Leif.

 

Leif put his hands on his hips, paced the entire mudroom, turned around and fixed me with a very hostile look. He said, “Dis is not good for my nerves.”

 

Mom: “Did you just say this isn’t good for your nerves?”

 

Leif: “Yes. Dis is bad. Bad for da nerves!”

 

Mom: “What is bad for your nerves?”

 

Leif: “Da clean. Da clean is bad for my nerves. It is not right.”

 

Mom: “How can the clean be bad for your nerves? It’s good for Mommy’s nerves.”

 

Leif (exasperated): “Clean is bad for kids’ nerves, Mom. Dey likes dirt and dey likes to play. Dat is good for their nerves.”

 

Well, now. That surely explains quite a bit around here. It also should mean that my children’s mental health is ship shape.

 


 

 

To all the cheesecakes I’ve loved before…

Caramel Apple CheesecakeA Caramel Apple Cheesecake with a layer of dulce de leche hidden in the Grand Marnier Cheesecake. 

 

 

 White Chocolate Caramel Latte Cheesecake with White Chocolate Mousse

 

 

 

 This one’s a white chocolate caramel latte cheesecake with white chocolate mousse.

 

 

I am, for all intents and purposes, mourning the loss of my cheesecake portfolio.  All the pictures I used to sell my cheesecakes to potential customers were lost when my &%*($ hard drive crashed.  I only have three pictures left until I can figure out a way to pay the highway robbers hard drive recovery people.  They’re not even the best pictures I had.  Whine. 

 

So… does anyone want a caramel apple cheesecake, white chocolate caramel latte cheesecake or Aunt Molly cheesecake (a.k.a. Triple Citrus Harmony Cake?)

Aunt Molly Cheesecake a.k.a. Triple Citrus Harmony Cheesecake

Ze-bra-vo cake!

 

I was feeling mighty sorry for myself yesterday after a much anticipated trip to my old home turf, Michigan, fell victim to the astronomical gas prices.  After moping around I decided to do something constructive and distract myself.  Did I do what a self-respecting hausfrau should?  Did I clean the cupboards, scrub the floors, or even *gasp* fold the laundry that has been in baskets for more time than is decent?  Oh, heck no!  I decided to make a beautiful cake.

 

I had seen a zebra cake on RealEpicurean.com earlier in the day and it seemed the perfect candidate to take my mind off my top-of-the-mitt, Mackinac bridge, pine tree and sand loving troubles.  It was a gorgeous, stripey cake that, if Scott was being truthful, was as easy to make as it was stunning. 

 

My disappointment over the almost-trip was acute so I decided to up the ante a little and make it more complicated.  I had some leftover vanilla ice cream and raspberry coulis from my bannock dessert (post and ingredients found here!) late last week.  What to do?  What to do?  I confabbed over the phone with my stepmom, Valerie.  I told her I was going to stuff the cake with ice cream and drizzle the coulis over it.  She said, “I’d do that and take it one step further.  Hot fudge sauce!”  She’s a genius, that Val!

 

Thankfully, I had Val’s killer hot fudge sauce recipe handy and even more thankfully, I had all the necessary ingredients on hand.  (It’s not easy to make last minute store runs when the trek to the nearest store is 5 miles round trip.) 

 

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They did it. I have proof. I will use this to bribe them later.

 

They ate the crickets. I have video evidence and I will show this to their future wives. Sometimes revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

I’d like to apologize for the grainy quality of the video, but it was the best I could rustle up on short order.  I used my digital camera for the process. 

 

Also, I’d like to point out the fact that in the background you can hear my husband saying, “Hey!  You just swallowed it.  You gotta chew it up!”  But what you didn’t hear- because it happened way off camera- was him categorically refusing to eat any bug under any circumstances shy of famine and starvation ever, ever, ever.