They ate the crickets. I have video evidence and I will show this to their future wives. Sometimes revenge is a dish best served cold.
 
I’d like to apologize for the grainy quality of the video, but it was the best I could rustle up on short order.  I used my digital camera for the process. 
 
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…The thing is that snails in aioli really are great.  A few million Frenchmen can’t be wrong!

…That is what my kids told me yesterday when asking whether I could help them roast crickets and then dip them in chocolate.  That is what I get for allowing them to read books about survival skills. 
 
I have 9 crickets chilling, literally, in my fridge in preparation to roast them.  Mmm hmm.  I said I’m [...]

Aidan, age 8, and Ty, age 6,  came flying through the door while I was preparing tonight’s deja food masterpiece.  Aidan, tightly grasping two cups with the open ends pushed together yelled, “Ty just had the BEST idea for dessert tonight, Mom.  Tell her Ty!”
 
At this point I expected them to show me some wild strawberries from [...]