Slow-Simmered Collard Greens

This is a continuation of my Southern New Year’s Foods series.  And it comes with an executive decision.  I was unable to get photos of the dish, but I wanted you to have the recipe before New Year’s Eve.  So up it goes sans photos of the greens!  If I get photos of it at a later date, I’ll post those on here.  Happy New Year!

Black-eyed peas, collard greens, cornbread… all these foods are indelibly linked to the South.  No matter which city, town, county or mountain holler you call home, if you’re from the South it’s a pretty safe bet that you have a family recipe for these rattling around somewhere.  I have not one, not two, but three recipes for greens all written longhand by my Grandma Shaffer on laminated recipe cards.  They are my heirlooms.

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Collard greens are one of the foods that are traditionally served in southern homes on New Year’s Day.  While black-eyed peas represent coins, collard greens represent paper money.  Combining the two dishes for the first meal eaten in the New Year traditionally represents a forthcoming time of prosperity. Since my family is worth much more than its weight in gold, I’d say the practice has been effective.

There is some disagreement among collard green lovers as to how long they should be simmered.  My vote is for however long it takes for them to become fall-apart tender. I think it is nearly impossible to overcook collard greens.  On the stove top this usually translates to anywhere between one and a half hours to four hours.  In a slow-cooker -provided you have enough ‘pot liquor’ (cooking liquid) you can easily let them simmer away overnight.  (Assuming you can sleep with the glorious smell of greens wafting through your home.)

There is a small but vocal crowd who like their greens chewier and would simmer their greens for a far shorter time than I would. I ignore them.

This is my special occasion version of greens and nothing screams,”Special Occasion!” quite like salted pork products.  I do believe my Grandpa Shaffer would’ve agreed with me heartily. Provided, that is, that your special occasion is not a dinner party for your vegetarian friends.  You always have the option of making this vegetarian friendly by omitting the salt pork and replacing the pan drippings with olive or canola oil.

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Slow-Simmered Collard Greens

Ingredients:

  • 3 pounds washed, trimmed and cut collard greens
  • 1 large red onion
  • 6 ounces salt pork
  • 4-8 cloves garlic, according to preference, thinly sliced
  • 2 cups water, plus additional water as needed
  • 1-1/2 cups dry white wine or chicken broth
  • Coarsely ground black pepper, to taste (I like a great deal of pepper and usually use between two teaspoons and a tablespoon.)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Kosher salt

Thinly slice the salt pork (about 1/8 of an inch thick) then cut the slices into thin strips (about 1/4 of an inch thick.)  Transfer salt pork strips to a deep, heavy bottomed skillet, pot or dutch oven with a tight fitting lid over medium heat.  Stirring frequently -taking care because salt pork pops and spits a lot as it browns- cook the salt pork until crispy all over and golden brown.  Use a slotted spoon to transfer the crispy salt pork strips to a paper towel lined plate and set aside.*  Remove any excess fat drippings from the pan, leaving only 1/4 cup of drippings in the pan.

*The reserved crispy salt pork can either be scattered over the greens before serving or baked into the best cornbread you’ll ever taste.  I’ve done both and I’ve loved them equally.

Cut onion in half and peel.  Lay -cut side down- on the cutting board and slice into moderately sized half-moons (between 1/4 and 1/2 of an inch thick.)  Move onions and garlic into the pork drippings in the hot pan still over medium heat.  Cook for one to two minutes or until fragrant but not browned.

Add a handful or two of greens to the pot and stir until reduced slightly in size (about one minute).  Repeat with greens, one handful or two at a time, until all the greens have been incorporated and slightly wilted.  Add water, white wine, salt and black pepper and stir.  Bring liquids to a boil, tightly lid the pan and turn the heat to low.  Allow to simmer for about one and a half hours, checking liquids and adding as necessary, or until the greens are fall-apart tender.

Serve hot with cornbread, black-eyed peas and hot pepper vinegar for greens are so good they’ll make you say, “Well, shave my legs and call me smoothy.”  Because I’m pretty sure  that’s what my Grandpa would’ve said…

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Pimiento Cheese

This is the second installment of my Southern New Year’s Foods series.  Happy New Year!

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Really, The Evil Genius and I complete each other. While I sit here on the couch with the laptop, contemplating pimiento cheese, he is watching ‘Alien vs. Predator’ and talking about which characters he thinks will be eaten. So see? We’re both thinking about food.

This family marches on its stomach. Long before I met my southern transplant husband, I was learning to cook southern food from my Arkansan grandma. And while I’m certain he didn’t marry me just for  Grandma’s pimiento cheese, collard greens, and cornbread recipes, I’m equally certain that the ability to execute those dishes well contributed to my charms.

Although I wouldn’t swear to it, I do believe that I detected tears of joy in his gorgeous blue eyes when I placed a dish of this pimiento cheese along with a plate of crackers in front of him so many years ago. Just for the record, there’s no shame in a good ole boy weeping over food like Grandma used to make… He may be Evil, but he still loves his Mammy.

Pimiento cheese is a food that is as big a part of the South as the phrase “y’all”.  This flavorful creamy cheese spread is flecked with bits of sharp cheddar and bright roasted red peppers.  It is as at-home on an elegant buffet table as it is on humble celery sticks for an after-school snack.  Thrown together in a flash, pimiento cheese is big on flavor and low on effort.

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Don’t just stop with at the crudites and crackers, though.  Whether you trim the crusts and add watercress for sophisticated tea-time  sandwiches or slap it between two slices of buttery white bread, pimiento cheese makes a delicious and satisfying savoury sandwich filling.  You can’t get much more Southern than a having a pimiento cheese sandwich and a glass of sweet tea for lunch on the front porch. And you just may have the best grilled cheese of your life if you toast two slices of hearty wheat bread filled with pimiento cheese.

A party just isn’t a party without pimiento cheese in some form, and New Year’s Eve is the biggest fete of the year!  So break out a bowl this festive spread and have copies of the recipe handy to pass out, because you will be asked.  It is that good.

Happy New Year Y’all!

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Pimiento Cheese

Ingredients:

  • 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened to room temperature
  • 16 ounces grated Cheddar cheese (I like to use a blend of extra sharp and sharp cheddar.)
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/2 of a small onion
  • 2-3 Tablespoons pimientos (or roasted red peppers) smashed with juice from the jar.
  • 1/2 teaspoon each granulated garlic, granulated onion, coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper

Add the cream cheese, mayonnaise, granulated garlic and onion, salt and freshly ground pepper to the work bowl of your food processor that has been fitted with the blade.

Grate the onion into the the food processor on top of the other ingredients.

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Pulse until smooth.

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Scrape down the sides of the bowl and add the shredded cheddar.  Pulse seven or eight short bursts; just until the cheese is mixed into the cream cheese.  Scrape down the bowl again and add the pimientos with their juice.

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Pulse four or five more short bursts; just until the pimientos are chopped to the point where they are blended in, but still in recognizable pieces.

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Use a silicone scraper or spatula to transfer the mixture to a serving dish or storage container.  Cover tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for about an hour prior to serving to allow the flavors to meld.

Leftovers can be kept tightly wrapped in the refrigerator for up to a week.

*If you do not have a food processor simply combine all the ingredients in a large bowl and stir vigorously with a sturdy spoon until thoroughly blended.

Now slather this on some celery sticks, pour yourself a tall glass of sweet tea and say y’all a few times.  You might just like it.

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Recession Caviar (Black-Eyed Pea Salsa)

Thank you all so much for spending time with me here at Foodie with Family.  To those of you who have visited me regularly through the year, thank you for your continued support.  It has meant the world to me to get to know you all.  And to those who are new, Welcome!  I hope you stick around.  I’ll put on a pot of tea! Hearing from you -whether it is questions or comments about recipes, a story, or sharing a recipe of your own- is one of the highlights of my days.  Even if I’m a total dork and forget to respond, rest assured you’ve put a smile on my face.  For this, my long-suffering kids thank you.

To all of you: I hope your New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day are full of wonder, loved ones, great food and better memories.  And more than that, I hope that your upcoming year is even better than those two days.

This week, I am going to post a series of my version of the traditional Southern New Year’s meal.  Yes, there will be greens and pork products.  Yes, there will be cheese spread.  There will be much delicious soul food.  It’ll be here.  I’ll be here.  I hope you will be, too!

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So.  Who’s ready for a brand-spankin’, shiny New Year?  A blank slate full of possibility? Another three hundred and sixty five opportunities to make your life exactly what you want it to be?  Oh, I am.  I so am.

I’m not exactly the resolution type.  My anti-authoritarian streak runs so strong that I even rebel against the rules I make for myself.  (Side note to my parents:  I can hear you snickering from here. ) But I am crazy about the idea of self-improvement, on my own schedule and without pressure or someone telling me what to do, thankyouverymuch.

Instead of resolutions against which I would inevitably rail, I reflect on Longfellow’s ‘A Psalm of Life’ (full text below the recipe.) My favorite stanza from the poem reads:

“Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.”

This poem is my little pep talk to myself at the beginning of each new year.   It points my head and heart in the right direction.  And as we celebrate the ending of a year and the possibilities that lie ahead, I turn to poetry and food.  Food and poetry:  Sustenance for the romantic heart and the sensual stomach.

Because really, it isn’t a celebration if there isn’t food.  And New Year’s Eve comes with a set of dishes as traditional and romantic as Christmas geese and Thanksgiving turkeys.  I may have mentioned before that I married into a good Southern family and that my maternal grandparents are both Deep South born and bred.  New Year’s Day means you need black eyed peas.  And I don’t mean Fergie and her impossibly tight black leather pants. I mean the humble black-eyed pea or cowpea; the legume with the animal/vegetable name.

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Southern tradition dictates that you improve your chances of having a great year if the first food you consume in the new year is black-eyed peas. The practice of eating black-eyed peas for luck on New Year’s Day dates back to around the Civil War era.  According to Wikipedia (who we all know is never, ever wrong) this came about when the Northern troops continually “stripped the countryside of all stored food, crops, and livestock, and destroyed whatever they couldn’t carry away. At that time, Northerners considered “field peas” [black-eyed peas, among others] and field corn suitable only for animal fodder, and didn’t steal or destroy these humble foods.”  Ha!  The joke is on us, Yankees.  Those black-eyed peas are the bees knees.  Especially when tossed together with snappy corn, vibrant jalapenos and big old flavors in Recession Caviar.

But back to the legend.  The black-eyed peas are supposed to represent coins.  Tradition dictates that by pairing the black-eyed peas with greens (I’ll post a killer green recipe later this week), which represent paper money, that you are starting your year out with wealth and the rest of the year will follow suit.  Now, I don’t know about all that, but I do know that starting the year out with a recipe that sure to save you some money can’t be a bad thing.

Long a standard recipe in my family, budget-friendly Recession Caviar comes in many forms (made with black beans or chili beans instead of the black-eyed peas) and has many names (Lindamood Caviar, Hillbilly Caviar, Texas Caviar, et al.) depending on the occasion.  Of course, this being for New Year’s we’ll be making it with the ubiquitous black-eyed peas. I recently made a giant bowlful of this for a gathering  of family at The Evil Genius’s Aunt Patty’s home (would that make her my Aunt-in-law?). This room full of Virginians, Texans, Georgians, Floridians, and a couple assorted Yankee spouses (meself included) gave it the ultimate stamp of approval; an empty bowl.  I’d say that’s some pretty universal appeal  with  hearty representation from the drawl-contingent.

And true to the name I’ve given it, it’s suitable for recession-stressed budgets.  Beans -both canned and dried- are a perennially inexpensive and nutritious source of protein, fiber, iron, vitamins, minerals and other vague nebulous nutrients*.  In fact, beans are, pound for pound, one of the least expensive and most nutritious foods you can introduce at your table.

*Vague and nebulous don’t do it for you?  Have a look at The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition’s ‘legumes and soybeans’ page. There is a wealth of information beyond my simplistic explanation.  But trust me.  Beans are good for you.  And your heart.  Because the more you eat, the more you…  I’m sorry.  You DO remember I have five sons, right?

Recession Caviar isn’t just easy on the pocketbook; it is a versatile contributor at the dinner table, snack time and parties, too.  Whether served with tortilla or corn chips, spooned into a burrito or on top of tacos, or as a side dish to fish, chicken, or pork, it is certain to impress with its big, bold flavors and fresh texture. You can always change out the black-eyed peas for black beans or chili beans and throw any other fresh vegetables you have into the mix.  Think of this a jumping off point…

Psst…  Remember it’s  good for you, too!  Consider this; you can ring in the New Year with proper Southern pride, please your belly, impress your guests, and watch your waistline all at the same time.  Who loves ya, baby?  Me!  That’s who!

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Recession Caviar (Black-Eyed Pea Salsa)

Ingredients:

  • 3 cans (14.5 ounces each) Black-Eyed Peas, drained and rinsed
  • 3 cups frozen corn, thawed
  • 1/2 of a large red onion, or more to taste
  • 1-4 fresh jalapeno peppers, according to preference
  • 1-4 cloves of fresh garlic, according to preference, minced
  • 1 large handful of fresh cilantro, rinsed and air-dried
  • 2 Tablespoons light olive oil or canola oil
  • 1 Tablespoon chili powder
  • the juice of two fresh limes (You can use bottled lime juice if necessary.)
  • 1 teaspoon Kosher salt
  • Fresh ground black pepper to taste

Peel the red onion half and lay down on its cut side. Slice parallel cuts 1/8- 1/4 of an inch apart across the onion leaving the root end intact.  Turn the onion 90 degrees and slice across the cuts for a small dice. And really, don’t sweat trying for perfection on this one.  Part of the charm of Recession Caviar is its rustic appearance.

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Add diced onions, corn and the rinsed black-eyed peas to a mixing bowl with the garlic.  Set aside.

Slice jalapeno peppers in half and use the tip of a spoon to remove the seeds, membranes and stems.

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Slice the peppers into thin strips, turn the strips 90 degrees and slice across the strips to finely dice the peppers.

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Transfer to the mixing bowl with the black-eyed peas, garlic and onions.

Roughly chop the cilantro and stir into the black-eyed pea mixture along with the oil, chili powder, lime juice, kosher salt and black pepper.

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Allow to sit, covered at room temperature for an hour prior to serving or in the fridge for at least four hours prior to serving.  Store leftovers for up to 5 days tightly covered in the refrigerator.

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As promised, one of my favorite ways to ring in the New Year.

A PSALM OF LIFE

by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN
SAID TO THE PSALMIST

TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream ! —
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real !   Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal ;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way ;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Be a hero in the strife !

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant !
Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Act,— act in the living Present !
Heart within, and God o’erhead !

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time ;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.