Chocolate Covered Graham Crackers and S’Mores Bars

Oftentimes, the ordinary things are the ones that bring the most pleasure; a cool breeze on a hot day, sitting quietly next to your kids on the couch, studying puffy white clouds in a cerulean sky, eating the first sun-warmed berry of the season or curling up to sleep at night between cool, clean sheets. And there are the blissful moments when simply ordinary is elevated just a bit; not so far that it’s ostentatious- only enough to gently nudge it into the realm of extraordinary.  Chocolate Covered Graham Crackers are one of those.

Most of us were raised with graham crackers as a staple of the snack table.  Brown, sweet and homey, graham crackers are an ordinary pleasure.  But dipped in chocolate, graham crackers glide into sublime territory. The transformation from plain Jane graham cracker to velvety chocolate-enrobed cookie is nothing less than magical. It goes from nursery food to party food.  If you lay a plate full of these out at the dessert table at a party I guarantee an empty, crumb-free plate within nanoseconds.

There are two real and present dangers with Chocolate Covered Graham Crackers.

  1. The danger of total paralysis in trying to decide just how much of that blasted cracker to cover with chocolate.  Do you carefully coat one side?  Dunk one end and leave a ‘chocolate-free zone’ for grasping with the thumb and forefinger? Drizzle melted chocolate artfully over the top?  Dip marshmallows in chocolate and stick to the graham crackers a la s’mores? Go all the way and submerge the entire cracker in chocolate?  It’s worse than deciding what to wear the first day of school!
  2. The danger of dunking an entire box of graham crackers in chocolate and eating it alone in the closet.

I combat the first threat this way.

In the name of all that is good and true, why would you only do it one way?  Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, it has been said. Go wild.

And I combat the second temptation by succumbing to it.  Minus the closet.  Now don’t worry;  I share with the kids.  But they’re smaller than I am and I eat faster than they do.  Score.  They’re little, though, so I’m sure they’re low in calories.  Besides, real graham crackers are made with whole grains.  That makes this healthy*.

*Shhhhhh.  I know most graham crackers are not made with whole grains today.  Don’t intrude on my delusions.

I know I could’ve simply melted chocolate and dunked the crackers, but I went one step further; I added coconut oil to my chocolate when I melted it.  I had a couple reasons for this seemingly heretical act.  I wanted to make the chocolate a little easier to bite into after it set up and I wanted the chocolate to melt on my fingers so I could lick it off.  It’s the little things in life…* 

*Feel free to omit the coconut oil from the recipe when making this.

Oh!  And lest I forget, do come back tomorrow.  You might want to try what I did with these later.  I’ll give you a hint.

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Chocolate Covered Graham Crackers and S’mores Bars

Ingredients:

  • 2 sleeves of graham crackers, broken into quarters along the scored lines
  • 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate,  chips or (finely chopped) bars
  • 2 Tablespoons extra virgin coconut oil or unsalted butter
  • Optional: For s’mores bars, one large marshmallow per graham cracker piece

Place chocolate and coconut oil or butter into a microwave safe bowl.  Microwave on high heat for 1 minute.  Remove bowl and stir with a silicone spatula or wooden spoon.  Microwave in additional 10 second increments, stirring well after each time, until the chocolate and oil are completely melted, combined and smooth.

Line a cookie sheet with a piece of parchment paper and set aside.  Here’s how you gild those lilies.

For half-covered crackers:

  • Use the thumb and forefinger to grab the end of a graham cracker piece.  Dunk the free end into the chocolate and use a spoon to bathe chocolate as far up the cookie as you would like to go.  Let the excess chocolate drip away and place on the parchment lined pan.

For drizzled crackers:

  • Carefully drop a cracker flat onto the surface of the melted chocolate.  Use two forks to lift the cracker from the chocolate and allow the excess chocolate to drip away.  Transfer to the parchment lined pan.  Use a spoon to drizzle more melted chocolate in patterns over the uncovered surface of the cracker.

For fully covered crackers:

  • Drop a cracker piece into the melted chocolate.  Use two forks to turn the cracker in the chocolate, making sure all surfaces are covered.  Use the forks to lift the cracker from the chocolate and allow the excess chocolate to drip away.  Transfer to the parchment lined pan.

For s’more bars:

  • Carefully drop a cracker flat onto the surface of the melted chocolate.  Use two forks to lift the cracker from the chocolate and allow the excess chocolate to drip away.  Transfer to the parchment lined pan.  Cut each marshmallow in half.  Kitchen shears are the quickest way to do this job.  Dunk the cut sides of the marshmallow into the chocolate, lift and let excess chocolate drip away.  Position the marshmallow halves chocolate side down on the cracker pieces.  Leave as is, or use a spoon to drizzle chocolate over the marshmallows and crackers.

Important!: Place pan in the freezer to set up the chocolate. Eat with child-like abandon!

Amish Cookies

This is the face of a monster.

Merciless.

This is a face that destroys on a whim.

Unyielding.

This is a face that -without pause- devastates the entire population…

Of cookie jars.

This is my cookie monster baby.

Allow me to illustrate.  The Evil Genius and I went to Houston before Christmas and the boys’ soon-to-be-nominated-for-sainthood Nana (a.k.a. My Mom) babysat the entire mini-horde.  My Mom is fun.  All kinds of fun.  Proof?  This is her just last month.

That’s right.  That’s MY mom, on the climbing wall of a playground, wearing a skirt and cotton shoes.  I told you she was all kinds of fun.

But I was telling you about the cookie monster.

Nana had plans for these boys.  They were going to sled, camp in the living room, hike through the snow, play board games, make glue and poster board collages, eat homemade pizza, go to her favorite coffee house,watch movies, make Christmas ornaments and decorate Christmas cookies while having a frosting war.* And they were going to accomplish this in three days.  Did I mention my mom is fun?

*A frosting war is a Christmas tradition started by my mom wherein she flings frosting at the children and they fling it back at her.  It involves a great amount of butter, laughter, sugar and paper towels.

The time came for the Christmas cookies.  According to reports, the boys all enthusiastically decorated a double batch of sugar cookies shaped like trees, bells, gingerbread men and whatnot.  When the job was done and the cookies were stacked to be nibbled after dinner, the whole company retired to the living room to fulfill the ‘watching movies’ portion of the programme.

Forty-five minutes into the movie, Liam asked, “Where’s Leif?”

Leif was discovered in the kitchen with a plate empty of cookies (save one), sticky fingers and a smile that stretched from the tip of one pink ear to the other.  And a fierce sugar buzz.  Leif killed the Christmas cookies.

Today’s cookie recipe is one that I watched my Grandma make hundreds of times at the camp where I lived as a child.* Hey.  My Grandma is fun, too.  (My Mom learned from the best, you know.) I ate my way through more of these cookies than I could ever count as a kid and I’m still in love with them.

*Lake Louise United Methodist Camp.  Shout out to Boyne Falls, Michigan!

I’m not sure why these were called Amish Cookies but I have a guess.  They make abundant use of humble ingredients to turn out a cookie that manages to be  delicately caramel flavored, crisp on the outside, chewy on the inside and surprisingly sturdy all at the same time..  These cookies don’t fall apart when you dunk them in a tall glass of cold milk.  And they hold together beautifully when crammed into my apron pockets for stolen bites when the kids aren’t looking.  I do believe these are the perfect cookies.

The recipe, as written by my Grandma, suggests chocolate chips, raisins, nuts, chopped dates, coconut and other goodies as stir-ins.  Around these parts, I split the cookie dough into two bowls and stir raisins into one half and chocolate chips into the other.  This makes everyone happy; including the cookie monster.

And if I find that I’ve let down my guard and left the room before securing the cookies I don’t panic.  If my little monster eats his way through a cooling rack of these, at least I’ll have snuck some fruit and oats into him.

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Amish Cookies

Adapted from my Grandma Shaffer’s Lake Louise Amish Cookies recipe.

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup softened butter (6 ounces)
  • 3/4 cup coconut oil or shortening (6 ounces)
  • 2 cups granulated sugar (14 ounces by weight)
  • 1 large egg
  • 1/3 cup molasses (3 1/2 ounces)
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 3- 1/2 cups all purpose flour (15 ounces by weight)
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1 Tablespoon baking soda (not a misprint!)
  • 1 Tablespoon baking powder (also not a misprint!)
  • 3 cups old-fashioned rolled oats
  • 1/2 cup buttermilk (Don’t forget, you can make your own!)
  • Optional: 1 -1/2 cups of any of the following ingredients: chocolate chips, nuts, raisins, coconut, chopped dates, dried cherries, or chocolate chunks.

Preheat oven to  350°F.

In the bowl of a stand mixer or in a large mixing bowl with a hand mixer, cream together the butter, and coconut oil or shortening on low speed until they the sugar starts combining with the fat.  Turn the mixer to medium high speed and whip until the mixture is fluffy and the sugar is completely distributed.

Add the egg, molasses and vanilla extract to the butter and beat on medium speed until even.

In a separate bowl, use a whisk to combine the flour, salt, cinnamon, baking soda and powder, and the rolled oats.  Add this to the butter mixture along with the buttermilk and beat until thoroughly combined.  Stir in the optional goodies.

On a greased or parchment lined cookie sheet, drop generously rounded tablespoons of the cookie dough three inches apart. Form the cookie dough into balls.

Use a flat bottomed drinking glass dipped in sugar to gently flatten the cookie dough.

Bake for 10 minutes, or until the bottoms and edges of the cookies are lightly browned and the cookies are set. Allow cookies to rest on the cookie sheets for one minute before transferring to a cooling rack.  Store cooled cookies in an airtight container at room temperature.

…And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t leave this little guy in the room alone with a batch of these cookies…

Viennese Rounds: Foodie Christmas Gift #6

The first time I had these cookies was in the home of a friend in a little college town I lived in for several years. Houghton, NY was the town, and Barbara Woolsey was the friend.  We have lost touch with each other since I left Houghton several years ago, but every time I make these cookies I think of her and her lovely family. And I thank her for sharing this recipe!

 

These are simple cookies, but take a little more time than some. Like the cookies mentioned in my last post, these are nut and butter cookies, no eggs involved, but they are sandwich cookies and take a little more time to form and decorate. But they are certainly worth it. The one change I have made is to toast the nuts before grinding them.

 

Viennese Rounds

 

1 cup butter

1 1/2 c. confectioners sugar (divided)

1 1/2 c. flour

1 t. vanilla

1/2 cup ground toasted filberts (hazelnuts)

red food coloring

1 c. red raspberry preserves

 

Cream butter and 1/2 c. sugar until well blended in large bowl; stir in flour, vanilla and nuts. Roll into teaspoon sized balls and place 2 inches apart on creased cookie sheet (or use parchment if you have it). Lightly grease bottom of measuring cup and dip in sugar, pressing each ball to a 1 inch round. Bake in 350 degree oven for 10 minutes or until goldn around the edges. Remove from cookie sheets to wire racks and cool.

 

Beat remaining 1 cup of confectioners sugar with a few drops of water until smooth, tint with a drop of food coloring. Spread half of the cookies with preserves, top with remaining cookies. Decorate tops with pink icing spirals.

 

Again, we hope to have photos of these added soon! And Barb, should you stumble across this site, again accept my many thanks, both for the cookies and the years of friendship!

Browned Butter Cardamom Cookies: Foodie Christmas Gift #5

First, let me apologize for the continued lack of pictures. As soon as I have camera action again, we’ll get pictures of these up.

 

One of my favorite Christmas cookies to eat or to give claims many lines of descent:  Swedish nut balls, Russian Tea Cakes, Mexican Wedding cakes–I know I’m missing some other names–these are simple butter cookies, shaped into balls and rolled in confectioner’s sugar after baking. Lovely bite sized cookies, always melt-in-your-mouth with a nice crunch at the same time.  Another plus is that they freeze well, and with another quick toss in the sugar before serving, they are as good as to eat as when they were first made.

 

I’ve always made them with finely ground pecans or almonds, but this year I came across a recipe that does not use nuts, and the flavor comes from an unusual mix of browned butter and ground cardamom. These are both a couple of my favorite flavors, and to combine them in a cookie just felt like the right thing to do. And now that I’ve made them, I’ve gotta say I’m glad I did! 

 

I would definitely encourage you to try these out, and play around with the spices if you don’t like cardamom. They are a good holiday cookie to share with friends who may have problems with nut allergies, and these cookies, as well as all the nutty variations I mentioned above, would be a nice treat for a friend of mine who is allergic to eggs.

 

Hope you enjoy!  This recipe was taken straight from the Land O’Lakes website, and I highly recommend it.

 

BROWNED BUTTER CARDAMOM COOKIES

Cardamom and browned butter give these melt-in-your mouth cookies irresistible flavor!

 

Preparation time: 30 min   Baking time: 10 min  

Yield: 4 dozen cookies 

 

1

 

cup LAND O LAKES® Butter

3/4

 

cup sugar

1

 

egg yolk

1

 

tablespoon vanilla

1/2

 

teaspoon ground cardamom

2

 

cups all-purpose flour

1

 

cup powdered sugar


Melt butter in 2-quart heavy saucepan over medium heat. Cook, stirring constantly and watching closely, until butter just begins to turn golden brown (5 to 8 minutes). Immediately remove from heat. Pour into bowl; refrigerate until cooled (30 minutes).

Heat oven to 350°F.  Combine cooled browned butter and sugar in large bowl; beat at medium speed until well mixed. Add egg yolk, vanilla and cardamom; continue beating until well mixed. Reduce speed to low. Beat, gradually adding flour, until mixture is no longer crumbly and forms a dough.
Shape dough into 1-inch balls. Place 1 inch apart onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until cookies puff and just start to turn light golden brown. (Cookies will have cracks in them.)

Immediately remove from cookie sheets. Cool 1 minute. Roll cookies in powdered sugar while warm and again when cool. Store between sheets of waxed paper in loosely covered container.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peanut Butter Cookie Chocolate Malt Ice Cream

When we finished up our end of the school year testing a couple weeks ago we were due for a celebration.  The boys, after a great deal of discussion over lunch, decided to celebrate by putting together their own picnic.  Because really; what do you do immediately after eating?  You plan a picnic, of course.   They got together and planned. 

 

Sidebar:  They’ve been really into “planning” lately.   If I were a more panaroid person I’d think they were plotting against me.  As it is, I’m just glad they’re getting along so well and are capable of linear thought.

 

Liam informed me that this was a project they intended to take on themselves.  I stepped aside just in time as the sheer spontaneous force of energy that is five little boys working together sprang into action.  The side door kept banging open and shut as all five boys ran back and forth between the kitchen and the yard.  There was a great deal of clanging from the silverware drawer, the squelch-woosh-smack of the fridge being repeatedly accessed, and the dull thud of the pantry door getting slammed (“I don’t know how it slammed, Mom, I just so gently closed it with my foot like THIS!” [insert roundhouse kick here.])

 

Even though I knew the clean-up on my end would be a project of epic proportions I knew enough to bite my tongue and let them have at it.  When I’m bright enough to get out of their way and let them try these sorts of things I am repayed dividends by watching the concentration and joy on their faces.

 

The activity came to a swift and dramatic end with an announcement from the boys.  They had set up a blanket [large beach towel] in the front yard and Dad and Mom were invited to their picnic.  The front door was thrown open and five beaming boys came out single file, walking ever so carefully to avoid dropping their precious cargo:  Liam had a tray with little pyrex mise en place bowls full of peanut butter and strawberry freezer jam and a plate full of rough-hewn slices of whole wheat sourdough bread.  (His knife skills are pretty good for a 10 year old…) Aidan had two precariously full glasses of ice water in his hands and a half eaten bag of Doritos tucked under his arm.  Ty had another two filled-to-the rim glasses of ice water.  Leif carried the last glass of water and a banana.  Rowan brought up the end of the line with two lollipops, a banana and a cat-eating-yellow-jacket grin.

 

They all walked like they were balancing books on their heads down the length of our sidewalk.  They crossed the first loop of driveway and carefully deposited their bounty on the beach towel blanket they had so lovingly arranged in the full sun.  My husband, who was working on a ladder, climbed down and joined us.  They asked me to take a picture of their feast.  I was more than happy to oblige.

 

My boys’ picnic feast

 

After five minutes in the hot sun, when we had exhausted the ice water, chips and most of the bread, the boys bounced up and ran off yelling, “This is the best day EVER!”  I was glad to not sit in the blazing heat any more and beat a retreat to the kitchen with the tray of leftover peanut butter, jam and other picnic detritus. 

 

I broke the out the peanut butter again later in the day to make Manipulation Cookies (see here for explanation and recipe.)  The next morning, when there were only a few cookies left, and those that were left were stripped of their chocolate kisses by my stealthy 2 year old, I sent those cookies to a better place; my ice cream maker.

 

In one recipe I was able to cram most things that I love in a dessert; cookies, peanut butter, chocolate, peanuts, and hazelnuts.  This ice cream recipe is super simple because it’s Philadelphia style.  In case you haven’t had your nose crammed into “The Perfect Scoop” like I have the past couple weeks, Philadelphia style basically means it’s easy.  You don’t have eggs to temper with this recipe.  Measure, whisk, add, stir, pour, freeze.  That’s the method to this madness.

 

Manipulation (Peanut Butter) Cookie Chocolate Malt Ice Cream

 

Ingredients:

 

1 1/8 cup sugar

 

3 Tablespoons barley malt syrup (available in health food stores or departments, beer and wine making suppliers,  and internet/mail order/store front baker supply stores.)

 

1 1/4 cups whole milk (if you use skim, it’ll be too icy!)

 

3 cups heavy cream

 

1 Tablespoon pure vanilla extract

 

1/2 cup chocolate malt syrup (Can’t find any in stores?  Never fear.  My recipe is below! In a pinch, you can substitute any old chocolate syrup.  I recommend Nesquick because it doesn’t have High Fructose Corn Syrup!)

 

3 Tablespoons Frangelico liqueur

 

a pinch of salt

 

10 Manipulation Cookies, stripped of their chocolate kisses (any peanut butter cookie will suffice here, but this ice cream is really excellent using Manipulation Cookies, specifically.)

 

 

In the bowl of a stand mixer or a large mixing bowl, add malt syrup, sugar, chocolate malt syrup and milk.  Whisk or mix on low speed until sugar is dissolved, about 2 minutes.  When you no longer hear or feel sugar scraping on the bottom of the bowl, add vanilla, Frangelico, and heavy cream.  Stir until combined.   If using a stand mixer, you can beat on a slightly higher speed to incorporate a little air for a fluffier-textured finished ice cream.

 

Freeze according to your ice cream maker manufacturer’s instructions.  When the ice cream is nearly frozen, coarsely crumble the cookies into the mixture.  Allow ice cream to finish freezing, transfer to a container with a tight fitting lid and allow to harden for about two hours in the freezer.

 

In an homage to my kids’ efforts with their picnic the previous day, I made us PB&J Sundaes with this ice cream and some more stawberry freezer jam.  Every PB&J should be this good!

 

PB&J Sundae

 

Fabulous Chocolate Malt Syrup

(Adapted from an Alton Brown recipe)  The delicate malt flavor in this syrup makes it so sublime it can rival old fashioned malteds.  Heck, maybe it holds up to them because it is old fashioned.)

Ingredients:

 

1 ½ cups water
 

3 cups sugar

 

¾ cups Dutch process cocoa powder

 

¾ cup black cocoa powder (If you can’t readily find this, you can order from here, or double up on the dutch process cocoa powder and omit this.)

 

1 Tablespoon vanilla extract

 

¼ teaspoon kosher salt

 

2 Tablespoons barley malt syrup

 
 

 
 
In a moment that proves that Alton Brown is a super hero, he says, “In a small pot, bring water and sugar to a boil and whisk in [remaining ingredients]“  Um wow.  When I did this, I very nearly had a boil over.  I say save a couple years on your life and use a large saucepan or pot. Here are my instructions.
 
In a large sauce pan (sorry, Mr. Brown) add sugar and water and bring to a boil.  Whisk in the barley malt syrup, salt and vanilla.  Add the cocoa powder about 1/2 a cup at a time and whisk until thoroughly incorporated.  Continue whisking until the cocoa powders are totally dissolved. Lower heat and reduce slightly.  Don’t overdo it here or you’ll end up with hot fudge sauce.  Delicious, to be sure, but we’re shooting for syrup here.  You’ll know you’ve reduced it enough when you do “the test”.  Dunk a spoon in the syrup and allow excess to drip away.  Drag your finger down the back of the spoon.  If it leaves a clear clean space on the spoon that doesn’t fill back in your syrup is ready. 
 

Kill the heat, pour through a fine mesh strainer into a pitcher or jar and cool completely before using.  You can transfer this to a squeeze bottle after it is completely cool.  It makes the best malted chocolate milk of all time and is an obvious choice for topping ice cream!  Best yet?  It doesn’t have any funky preservatives, food coloring or the dreaded high fructose corn syrup!