Baked Pizza Frittata

I was intrigued by a couple of pretty frittatas baked in bundt pans that I saw in the blogosphere over the last couple weeks (here and here, for example…)  I love frittatas, and yes, they are a seriously fast food to throw together.  But here’s where my usual problem comes into play.  Inevitably, as I’m at the crucial point where I have to keep the egg curd moving and lifting and the uncooked egg flowing around and under the edges one of the following things happens:

  1. Someone screams.
  2. Someone bleeds from the head.
  3. Someone knocks on the door.
  4. Someone needs their bum wiped. (I’m sorry if that grossed you out, but really, that’s life for me with five children, one of whom is potty training.)
  5. All of the above.

Yes.  They have all happened simultaneously at the most inconvenient times.  Although, quite frankly, I can’t think of a good time to have one child bleeding from the head, another screaming, one sitting on the toilet while someone is door-to-dooring for whatever nefarious or enlightened purpose…  Added to that I’m usually caught mucking around the house in my flannel jammies or with a piece of tissue stuffed in my nose to stop the drips.  I guess all those together are troublesome enough without introducing a skittery frittata to the mix.

In short, right when I’m supposed to be paying the most attention I am forced away from the pan.  And that makes frittatas not so convenient.  At least, that’s what makes frittatas cooked in the conventional way inconvenient.  The chickens are laying beaucoup eggs right now and frittatas are a great way to use them up, though.  So when I saw these little bundt pan beauties I knew I had to try them.

And because, as I’ve mentioned before, two out of my five children would willingly go on a hunger strike rather than eat a recognizable vegetable, I engaged in some culinary subterfuge.  The frittata itself was meat (if you can call pepperoni real meat), cheese (mozzarella) and herbs (finely minced herbs, of course… microscopically minced herbs, if you must know) and “NO VEGETABLES, MOM!”  I used ‘pizza herbs’; basil, oregano, thyme, rosemary, parsley.  Essentially, I made a non-veggie lover’s pizza frittata.  The sauce is where I got my digs in.  I sauteed carrots, onions, and celery (the Holy Trinity of French cooking.  Amen.) with a can of diced tomatoes and anchovy paste and pureed them into smoooooooooth spaghetti sauce.  And when I say smooooooooooooooth I mean smooth like Ex-Lax.  (Again with the potty mouth.  My apologies if I’m putting you off your food.)

Isn't it gorgeous?  It almost looked too pretty to eat.  But eat it we did.

Isn't it gorgeous? It almost looked too pretty to eat. But eat it we did.

It was some seriously good stuff folks.  It was good enough to make three times in one week.  And again last night to serve to company.  The beauty of this recipe is not just confined to it’s hands-off convenience.  It is also almost infinitely adjustable.  If you follow the basic egg/flour/milk ratio you can substitute any flavors.  Are you sensing a theme with me? Calzones, Eggs-In-Baskets, Quinoa Salads, Bread: Fully Loaded!, etc… I love recipes that are more formulas with interchangeable parts than hard-and-fast-do-it-this-way recipes.  It allows me to be both more creative and less wasteful with my family’s food resources. And because it’s wonderful hot, cold, or anywhere in between, it makes a great high-protein snack for anyone who needs one.  I was going to say ‘for the kiddos’, but I need a high-protein snack as often as they do.  That makes grown-up, healthy snacking easier, too. Don’t you just love it when things make your life easier?

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Baked Pizza Frittata

Ingredients:

  • 12 large eggs
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup milk
  • 15-20 slices of thin pepperoni
  • 2 cups shredded or finely diced mozzarella cheese
  • 1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried basil
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1/4 teaspoon dried mustard powder
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • Fresh ground black pepper to taste
  • Marinara sauce, for serving

Preheat oven to 375°F.  Generously grease a bundt pan with oil or butter.  Evenly distribute the pepperoni slices across the bottom of the pan. Set aside.

Don't get the slide-rule out for this.  We're not tracking the space station.  Just distribute them kind-of evenly.

Don't get the slide-rule out for this. We're not tracking the space station. Just distribute them kind-of evenly.

Crack all eggs into a large mixing bowl (preferably one with a pouring spout) and whisk lightly.  You don’t need to have everything perfectly even, but you should have the yolks broken up and partially mixed into the whites.  Set aside.

Sift or whisk together the flour, baking powder and 1/8 teaspoon salt in a medium bowl.  Whisk the milk into the flour mixture until smooth.  Add the flour/milk mixture to the eggs along with the Italian seasonings, basil, oregano, mustard, salt and pepper and whisk until smooth.  Stir in the cheese.

Pour the egg mixture over the pepperoni.

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It doesn’t matter one way or the other if the pepperoni comes up from the bottom of the pan, so don’t sweat it if it does.  Jjust try to keep it evenly distributed through the egg mixture.

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Place bundt pan on the center rack of the preheated oven and bake for 45 minutes, or until nicely browned and the frittata springs back when pressed gently.  Remove from oven and allow to cool five minutes before turning out onto a cutting board.

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Slice into thick wedges and serve with marinara sauce.

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This is fantastic, hot, cold or anywhere in between.

Yooper Pickled Hot Pepper Eggs: B&B Style

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I have a problem.  Every single year a couple of days before Easter I tell myself I won’t go crazy on the egg-dying.  And every year I go nuts.  I remember sitting at our big old trestle table when I was a kid and decorating for hours.  My Mom is not a do-the-holidays-halfway type person.  We would have dozens of boiled eggs and I would sit and use my little white crayon to lay intricate (to my kiddie eyes and mind) designs all over them.  Then I would do the ultra-complex dye-jobs on the eggs: half pink/half blue, one third yellow/one third green/ one third blended yellow and green, etc…  I made an egg for every single person in my family and had a grand old time.  I always strive to create the same memory for my sons.  So every year, I boil way too many eggs and watch my boys do bizzarro designs (this year included my eldest scrawling ’50%’ on one egg and ’25%’ on another, my next born drawing a single ‘A’ on every one of his eggs, my third born drawing crazy faces on his eggs, my fourth born doing one with a circle, one with a triangle, one with a square and one with his first initial and the rest with zigzags.) that take them five minutes or less.

50%?  What does that even mean in the context of egg dying?  I don't understand my children.

50%? What does that even mean in the context of egg dying? I don't understand my children.

Then I spend the next week fitting hard-boiled eggs into every meal whether or not they belong there (and more often than not it’s the latter rather than the former.)

There's not even one among those eggs with a pretty daisy or a winding vine of ivy...  They made zombie eggs and 'times new roman' monogrammed eggs.  Boys.

There's not even one among those eggs with a pretty daisy or a winding vine of ivy... They made zombie eggs and 'times new roman' monogrammed eggs. Boys.

This year, I wised up.  I called upon the wisdom of the forefathers.  Specifically, my father.

My Dad is a Michigan Tech alumni (and a ‘Twig’ if that means anything to you!) from back-in-the-day.  As in, before I was born.  So for more reasons than one I will not be telling you the year of his graduation.  I’ve heard many stories about Winter Carnival shenanigans including my Dad’s residence hall’s snow sculpture entry; a giant snow toilet whose ‘effluence’ pipe led straight to the kitchen of the dining hall.  Unkind, Father!  Unkind! But other than casting aspersions on the poor cafeteria staff’s cooking skills, my Dad was an angel in college.  I’m sure of it.  When he tells stories about kids stashing gallon jugs of apple cider in the back corner of a dark, dank, cold Yooper dorm closet to bubble, ferment and churn itself into hard cider I’m sure he’s not basing it on personal experience.   And the stories about the pickled egg served with Tabasco and a cheap, ice cold beer (’cause really, is there anything OTHER than an ice cold beer in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan?)?  Well, shoot, I’m sure he heard them from his compatriots and had nothing to do with the consumption of dozens of peppery pickled eggs and devil brew himself.  Right, Dad?

At any rate, this recipe is a killer way (in more ways than one.  One word.  Gas.) to use up those dozens of brightly colored, hard boiled eggs that are languishing in your fridge.  From what I understand, third hand- since my Dad obviously never went to the bars surrounding MTU for pickled eggs and beer-, this recipe is pretty close to the eggs served at the famous B&B Bar in Houghton, Michigan.  And I can pretty confidently rely on my Dad’s fellow scholar’s opinions that the B&B egg is the egg by which all others are judged.  I know a lot of people eat the ubiquitous pink eggs that are pickled in beet juice, but these babies are the bees knees of pickled eggs. They have a spicy, salty bite to them that is really amazing.

You have nothing to lose.  There’s no way you stomach enough egg salad to use up all those Easter eggs in your fridge anyway.  Whip up a jar or two of these, let them mellow in the chill-chest for a week or so.  To have an authentic Yooper ‘boneless chicken dinner’ serve a couple these pickled eggs with a bottle of Tabasco and an icy cold cheap beer.  Dose eggs pretty good, eh?

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Yooper Pickled Hot Pepper Eggs

Ingredients:

  • 2 dozen hard-boiled eggs, peeled
  • 4 cups cider vinegar
  • 1 cup water
  • 1  jar (13.5 ounces) pepperoncini, with liquid
  • 1 jar or can (about 16 ounces) pickled hot peppers (I used pickled Thai peppers for some serious HEAT, you can use pickled jalapenos or habaneros if you prefer)
  • 1 Tablespoon salt

Place eggs in a large clean glass jar that has a tight fitting lid.  If you need to, divide eggs among a couple smaller jars, just be sure to leave about 3 inches of headspace in the jar to accomodate the hot peppers.

Add cider vinegar, water, pepperoncini and their liquid, pickled peppers and their liquid and salt to a large saucepan.  Bring to a boil.  Pour boiling brine and peppers carefully over the eggs.  Tightly fix the lid on the jar and place in the fridge for at least a week before eating.  If you remember to, give the eggs a little shake once a day during the week.  These eggs are good for three months in the fridge.

How 'bout dem eggs, eh?

How 'bout dem eggs, eh?

Eggs in A Basket: Baked Eggs in Toast Cups with Melty Cheese

Update:  This recipe was submitted as an entry in the NYC Eggland’s Best Recipe contest…

Yesterday, Bacon Toffee.  Today?  Eggs in a Basket.  Bacon and eggs.  See?  I’m practical…

And this dish?  It hits all the right buttons. It is flavorful, cheap, easy to prepare, simple to customize, cheap, and kid friendly.  And did I mention it’s easy on the wallet?  Seriously.  Can you think of a less expensive complete protein than eggs? We’re talking about bread, eggs, and cheese in the dish’s simplest form.  It is a classic combination that doesn’t need much tinkering.  You can, of course, add anything else you want to the mix; crispy bacon, diced ham, a spoonful of lentil soup or beef stew, sauteed or caramelized onions… Let your tastebuds be your guide.  And you can vary the overall flavor by playing with the type of bread you use; rye, whole wheat, white sandwich, cinnamon raisin… The sky is the limit.

I would be remiss if I didn’t emphasize just how easy this dish is to customize for various members of the household.  Around here we have three who like their yolks runny and four who like the yolks firm.  Since I cook these in ramekins, I put the runny-yolk lovers’ ramekins in the oven several minutes after I start baking the ones intended for the firm-yolk camp.  No ramekins?  No problem.  Use a muffin tin.  When the runny-yolk E-I-Bs are done, pull out the muffin tin and carefully remove the requisite number of toast cups.  Return the tin to the oven and finish cooking the other eggs to the desired doneness.

Tangent Alert: This is a great recipe to get your kids cooking in the kitchen.  I prepared this with the group of nine to twelve year old kids to whom I teach cooking.  Combined with Purple Cows and Ranch Topped Iceberg Wedges, it created a meal these kids could prepare almost entirely by themselves for their families.

This is the go-to dish on super busy activity laden nights.  No one gets tired of it and with the aforementioned salad and smoothies you’ve made a complete and nutritionally well-rounded meal.  How about that?  You saved your family money while preparing a delicious, well-rounded, meal that was quick to prepare.  Buy yourself a dark chocolate bar.  You deserve it.

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Eggs in a Basket

Scale this recipe up as needed.  Around these parts, that means I prepare nearly 20 eggs per meal.  My chickens work hard.

Prep and Cooking Time: Between 15-25 minutes

Ingredients per person:

And missing from this picture?  Eggs.  Kind of crucial...

And missing from this picture? Eggs. Kind of crucial...

  • 2 eggs
  • 2 slices fresh bread (We used homemade whole wheat sourdough.  Mmmmm… Sourdough…)
  • butter
  • shredded cheese (You can use Cheddar, Swiss, Munster, Smoked Gouda, etc…  Whatever flicks your Bic.)
  • Chopped ham or crispy bacon, optional
  • thinly sliced green onions, optional

Preheat oven to 375F.

Butter each slice of bread.

I didn't actually use the whole stick of butter.  But I thought about it...

I didn't actually use the whole stick of butter. But I thought about it...

Squeeze into the ramekin or muffin tin, buttered side down. Press bread against sides of dish to push crust above the rim and make enough room for the egg.

Look at the freaky duck hands squeeze bread into ramekins.  Quack, quack!

Watch the freaky duck hands squeeze bread into ramekins. Quack, quack!

Because the bread doesn’t always go where you want it to without tearing, you may find yourself with some pretty big holes.

Mind the gap.  Patch that hole...

Mind the gap. Patch that hole...

Don’t sweat it.  Just patch it with a buttered piece torn from another piece of bread.

... with a small piece of buttered bread...

... with a small piece of buttered bread...

That's better!

That's better!

Sprinkle about 1 Tablespoon of shredded cheese into each bread lined dish.

Be generous with the cheese!

Be generous with the cheese!

Top with 1-2 Tablespoons chopped ham or bacon, if using.

Break one egg into each ramekin and grind fresh pepper over the eggs.

...And don't skimp on the black pepper!  You will regret it!

...And don't skimp on the black pepper! You will regret it!

Almost there...

Almost there...

Sprinkle evenly with about 1 additional Tablespoon shredded cheese and any other desired seasonings.

Doesn't looking at cheese make you wicked hungry?  It makes me hungry, anyway.

Doesn't looking at cheese make you insanely hungry? I could gnaw someone's leg off just looking at this.

Bake 15 to 25 minutes, till cheese is browned and eggs are cooked to desired consistency.

So cute.  Melted cheese, toasty bread, perfectly cooked yolk...

So cute. Melted cheese, toasty bread, perfectly cooked yolk...

If you prefer runny yolks, pull the eggs from the oven closer to 15 minutes.

Come to Mama!

Come to Mama!

If you prefer medium yolks remove at about 20 minutes.

This one is for Liam.  "Straight up with green onions, please, Mom."

This one is for Liam. "Straight up with green onions, please, Mom."

If you like yolks that are firm all the way through, cook closer to the 25 minute mark.

...And this one is NOT for Leif.  Note the 'green stuff'.

...And this one is NOT for Leif. Note the 'green stuff'.

Remove toast cups from the dishes and serve. (These can also be served in the ramekins if they were cooked in them, but can pose a burning hazard for small hands.  Use your discretion.)

This was temporarily abandoned by Ty so he could investigate why the dogs were barking outside.  I might have eaten it.  If that makes me a bad Mom so be it.  I cannot resist the hot sauce.

This was temporarily abandoned by Ty (note the firm yolk) so he could investigate why the dogs were barking outside. I might have eaten it. If that makes me a bad Mom so be it. I cannot resist the hot sauce.

Serve hot, warm, or room temperature.

Everyday Omelet

Today I won a battle in my semi-perpetual war to make myself prepare homemade breakfasts for my kids.  And I had a major ‘duh’ moment.  I made eggs.  DUH!  The original convenience food.  Why do I not break these out for breakfast more often?

Break eggs for breakfast.  I crack me up.  Oh someone stop me.  I’ll have egg on my face if I don’t quit soon.

A nice plate full of high-protein eggs is just the thing these wiggly worms need to eat to settle them down long enough to get math, science, language and handwriting done.  Their little bodies are so busy digesting all that lovely protein that it keeps them relatively calm.  (Nifty trick to remember if you want to settle your kids for an outing, church, school, etc… )

The kids wolfed down the eggs.  I went through -are you ready to hear this?  Really ready?- 14 eggs this morning.  That was just for the boys.   If The Evil Genius hadn’t already been on the way to work you could  have bumped that total by about 4 eggs.  And me?  I’m not so much a breakfast person.  High heresy I know, but I’m more of a “wide-open-IV-drip-of-black-tea” kind of person.  Be what you is and not what you is not…  But my kids?  They require the breakfast on a daily basis.  And they require it immediately upon waking.  And that is where omelets come in handy.

Much has been written about ‘the perfect omelet’ and how elusive it is.  I’m not talking about the perfect omelet here.  I’m talking about a really good omelet that is done -start to finish- in five minutes or less.  An omelet than can be made to suit the eater’s likes or dislikes.  An omelet that can be a vehicle for grated cheese, leftover cooked meat and vegetables, or  served pure as the egg itself with just a sprinkle of salt.    In short, it ain’t what I’d serve Thomas Keller if he was visiting -assuming he felt like visiting a house with five wild honyaks and their two nerd parents in Amish country- but it’s a darned good everyday omelet.

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Everyday Omelet

Ingredients:

  • 2 large fresh eggs
  • 1 Tablespoon milk
  • 1 teaspoon butter
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • meat, cheese and vegetables for filling, optional
  • minced herbs to sprinkle over the top of omelet, optional

Crack eggs into a medium bowl, add milk and whisk until evenly colored and loose.  Set aside.

If you are making filled omelets, dice and gently heat any meat or vegetables you will be using as filling.  If using cheese, make sure it’s already grated.   Omelets, like stir-fries, go like a run-away train once started.  If you don’t have something ready to go before starting to cook those eggs you’re better off leaving it out. Omelets wait for no man.  Or woman.

In a  non-stick skillet, melt the butter over medium-low to medium heat until bubbly but not brown.  Add eggs and use a silicone spatula to gently push the egg around the pan, scraping the bottom, while swirling the pan to fill in the open spaces with liquid egg.

Do this just until there is not enough liquid egg to fill in any more spaces.

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Use the spatula to neaten up the edges of the omelet…

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…and allow to cook, untouched for about 1 minute.  At this point you can go any of the following ways:

For a flat omelet that is firm all the way through: Slide omelet onto a plate and invert back into the pan.  Continue to cook until desired doneness is reached.

For a folded, plain omelet that is firm, but not brown: Turn one third of the omelet into the center using the spatula.  Slide the omelet toward the edge, so that the unfolded part is up against the lip of the pan.

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Again, use the spatula to help turn the upturned part of the omelet toward the center.  Slide the omelet, seam side down, onto a plate and tent with foil for 3 minutes.  Remove foil and serve.

For a folded, filled omelet that is firm: Sprinkle desired fillings over the center third of the omelet.  Fold the omelet using the instructions for the folded plain omelet that is firm.

For a folded, filled omelet that is slightly custardy in the center: Sprinkle desired fillings over the center third of the omelet.  Fold the omelet using the instructions for the folded plain omelet.  Slide onto the plate, seam side down, and serve immediately.

If you like, and I do, you can sprinkle the top of the omelet with minced parsley or other green herbs.  My eldest boys like a little marjoram on top of their omelets.   But this is strictly optional.  Especially for that child who ‘hates the green stuff so much’.

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Need some inspiration on what to use for filling in your omelet?  Pick something from each category and experiment a little.  It’s hard to go too far wrong with such a nice canvas…

Meats:

  • Diced or thinly sliced chicken
  • roast beef
  • ham or turkey
  • leftover taco meat
  • leftover sloppy joe or loosemeat filling

Vegetables:

  • Steamed or sauteed broccoli
  • leftover small-diced homefries
  • roasted potatoes
  • asparagus-any-old-which-way
  • caramelized onions
  • wilted greens like spinach or kale
  • shaved sauteed fennel

Cheeses:

  • Cheddar
  • mozzarella
  • Parmesan
  • Romano
  • Stilton
  • bleu cheese
  • Munster
  • Swiss

Some of my favorites:

  • Ham, caramelized onions and Swiss cheese.
  • Roast beef, fennel and mozzarella.
  • Taco meat, avocado and Cheddar.
  • Roast pork, broccoli and Munster.