Pico de Gallo

Perfet Pico de gallo #Mexicanfood #condiment #fresh Thor (our mean old rooster) died of natural causes last weekend. Natural causes is not -shockingly- a euphemism for me removing his head. While he was a royal pain and menaced everyone for much of his life, it was sad to see him displaced and picked on by his sons. Animals are mean. I can’t say I’d wish him back but he was a pretty jerk to look at. Sayonara Thor.

Thor was as big as a turkey and that is a LOT of heft for something so mean. When our chickens were still confined to a big chicken run, I wouldn’t let the kids go into the coop without taking someone carrying a big stick as backup. He would strut around and crow AT you and you just knew he would peck your eyes out given the chance. I wanted him gone. My husband was certain that Thor was protecting our ‘girls’ though so he got to keep his mean head firmly attached to his big body.

A couple of years ago, we got a fresh batch of hens. These girls had wanderlust and figured out how to fly up and out of the chicken run. We carried on keeping the rest of the birds in the run and letting the jailbreaking hens back in at night until one day we saw all the escapee hens panicking and trying to get back in to the coop to get away from a red-tailed hawk. We’re suckers. We decided to throw open the gate every morning and let them free range. This meant the rooster was also free-range and thus began Thor’s reign of terror.

That rotten rooster would appear out of nowhere and start chasing you with murder in his eyes. Going out to the car? SURPRISE! Attack rooster was waiting in the shadows!  Even my husband wouldn’t walk in the yard without a stick in hand to knock the spur-wielding jerk backward. I didn’t want to be caught alone anywhere near the beastly old thing.

Unlike Thor, I WOULD like to be alone with a bowl of Pico de gallo and a bag of tortilla chips. What’s that have to do with a nasty old rooster? Rooster’s beak is what pico de gallo means when translated. It’s a funny name for something so divine.

Perfect pico de gallo is a deceptively simple dish. Because there really aren’t that many ingredients in it, and because it’s fresh, the quality of the end result relies on your knife skills and ratios.

Tips for Perfect Pico de gallo:

  • Simply put, don’t use tomatoes you wouldn’t eat by themselves. Use vine-ripened tomatoes for best results.
  • Don’t skip removing the seeds and ‘guts’ of the tomatoes. If you do, you’ll have tomatoes with stuff in a puddle of juice, not pico de gallo.
  • Take the time to cut the ingredients neatly. Because this never sees any cooking time, it’s worth the effort to make it look pretty.
  • Only make as much as you can eat in one day. It doesn’t hold over well because tomatoes lose some of their flavourful oomph when refrigerated.
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Pico de Gallo
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Fresh, fresh, fresh! This classic uncooked salsa brings a punch of flavour to anything it touches whether it's simply served with tortilla chips or alongside grilled, roasted, or pan-fried fish, pork, chicken, or beef. Spicy, garlicky, and a little acidic, it's the perfect blend.
Ingredients
  • 3 vine ripened tomatoes
  • ½ of a purple or sweet onion, trimmed of both ends and peeled
  • ½-1 whole fresh jalapeno pepper
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro or parsley, roughly chopped.
  • 1 large clove of garlic, peeled and minced
  • the juice of one lime
  • kosher salt to taste
Instructions
  1. Cut the tomatoes into wedges and hold upside down over a bowl. Use your fingers to remove all the seeds and liquidy centers of the tomato. Cut the tomatoes into thin strips and then turn the strips and cut crosswise into ⅛ to ¼-inch cubes. Add these to a small mixing bowl.
  2. Cut the onion into thin strips, then turn and cut crosswise into ⅛ to ¼-inch cubes. Add these to the tomatoes.
  3. Remove the stem end of the jalapeno pepper and use a spoon to scrape out the seeds and membranes. Cut the jalapeno into thin strips, then turn crosswise and cut into the smallest cubes possible. Add these to the tomatoes and onions along with the remaining ingredients and toss to evenly distribute everything.
  4. Serve immediately.

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Comments

  1. says

    Oh Thor.
    I’m sorry your beautiful jerk is not chasing you around anymore. Or not sorry? Anyways — I had NO IDEA that’s what pico de gallo meant which is cah-rayze because I make it (and eat it) all the time! Totally trying your recipe. And I will think of Thor when I do.

  2. says

    I am sitting at my desk laughing and getting stared at…. that is the funniest story! Poor Thor! This Pico looks amazing and will be perfect for dinner tonight!

  3. Ann Marie says

    OMG! Rebecca you make me laugh. I accidentally stumbled upon your site a few months ago when I was googling essential oils of all things and I have been a daily fan since then. I look forward to your wit and stories about your wonderful family. Thank you.

  4. says

    I am laughing (and kind of feel bad for laughing) because that story reminds me SO MUCH of stories my dad used to tell us about their roosters. He used to tell us how his dad would grab a rooster and snap it’s neck when it went after the kids…crazy, but now that I’m a parent I can imagine I’d do the same!

    • says

      It’s funny how fast our perspectives change once kids are involved, isn’t it? I never would’ve dreamed of dispatching a rooster let alone kicking one ’til I had kids!

  5. Kathleen says

    I have never commented on your blog but have followed it for a couple of years now. I look forward to reading your entries.. I can TOTALLY relate to your hatred towards Thor! We got layers two years ago and one turned out to be a rooster. (I named him Kazoo when he first began to ‘talk’) He was the meanest little B*st*rd around! NO hen was safe with him and he pecked at my dogs’ eye! And drew blood! That’s when I took the .22 to him. Enough is enough! I think he only lasted a year at our house. I just couldn’t handle him beating up the ladies all the time! (OR my dog!)

  6. amanda says

    My daughter and I seem to be the only ones in the family to like spicy stuff even though we are all Hispanic :) go figure! So if you are like us and have left over…just blend it up and keep it as salsa in the refrigerator ;)

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