Foodie With Family Gorp. A.K.A. Trail mix and Scroggin

I know most of us have had/heard of/eaten our weight in G.O.R.P., but when was the last time you thought about it?  Or ate it?  Or made your own?  Forget back-to-nature, let’s start a back-to-G.O.R.P. movement.  Let me enummerate the reasons why…
Gorp, trail mix, scroggins... It's a delicious, quick pick-me-up no matter what you call it.
Gorp.  Super fast to make and makes you super fast.  Or at least super energetic!

There has been a whole lot of sunshine around these parts lately.  With the sunshine comes a whole lot of playing outside and very little time spent in the kitchen.  There have been quite a few little feet like these pattering around the house lately…

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…And most of those feet come attached to mouths like this.

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Ohmygoodness. Where DID those teeth go?

…And since there is a little extra real estate to fill in those mouths these days owing to a massive exodus of teeth it seems there is even more food flying off the shelves than usual.  What to do when you have five very hungry and very busy little honyaks* standing drooling around in the kitchen?  Gorp to the rescue.

*Busy?  Oh yes.  They have riddled our yard with an “archaeological dig” and fantasy lands.  They have partially tunnelled under the shop and laid bits of broken animal bone and interesting sticks found in our woods near the tunnel.  They have gathered massive piles of rocks and decorated said pile with weeds and mud in order for it to appear older.  They have named their dig “The Ancient Place”.  All five of them sit and dig in different parts of “The Ancient Place”.  I love late Spring.

Gorp goes by various names. I’ve heard it called trail mix, scroggin, and Pink Buggie, but the basic concept remains the same.  Nuts, seeds, dried fruit, grains, and other goodies combine to form a salty/sweet energy boost.  The protein-rich nuts and the dried fruits (and in my case M&Ms and chocolate chips) provide a quick blast of energy from carbohydrates while the whole grain (oat cereal in this case) gives that energy boost a little staying power.   And to top it all is the fact that you can make enough Gorp to feed a viking horde for a week in under five minutes.  It is true.  I’m sure I read that somewhere…

There is nothing at all refined about Gorp.  Unless you count the refined skills of my youngest in picking around the raisins… There is ,however, something exceedingly ‘summer’ about Gorp. You toss everything together in a devil-may-care way in your biggest mixing bowl.  You herd that massive bowl full of goodies all willy-nilly into the largest airtight container you can find.  Then you cram as much in a zipper-top bag while flying out the door to go hiking with the kids. Shy of tossing it on the floor and letting the dogs have at it you just can’t harm the stuff.  Gorp does not require finesse or kid gloves.

Gorp, according to Wikipedia,  does not mean what I thought it did. I was always told that Gorp was an acronym for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts.  But  honestly, it doesn’t really require any specific ingredients.  You can adjust, substitute, omit, add, or forget to purchase any of the ingredients I have listed below without panicking.  Just try to add a little somethingsomething from each of these categories:

  • Dried Fruit (Raisins, cranberries, blueberries, etc…)
  • Nuts and/or Seeds (Peanuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, etc…  In short, whatever flicks your Bic.)
  • Whole Grain something-or-other (Granola, oat cereal, etc…)
  • Goodies (Pretzels, chocolate chips, M&Ms, dried flaked coconut, dried salted mackerel*)

*Just seeing if you were actually paying attention…

Did I mention this is a very frugal recipe?  You don’t have to have name-brand anything to put in here.  The components can be as expensive or as cheap as you want/need them to be. The entire point, as I see it, is to have a quickly made snack food that boosts your energy and gets the kids (or yourself) back out in the sunshine.  And for us, the tastiest combination is salty and sweet. Whatever you call it, and whatever you like in it, this is a holiday weekend.  Do YOU want to spend a bunch of time in the kitchen or do you want to be up and doing and out and about?  It’s a good weekend for Gorp!

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…Oh! One more thing before I jump to the recipe.  We have a set of Gorp rules around here that have developed out of necessity.  Does anyone else have to do this kind of crazy law-making?

  1. No cherry picking in the Gorp Jar.  Whatever lands in your bowl is what you get.
  2. No refilling your bowl until you’ve eaten everything in it.  Yes.  That includes the raisins.
  3. No sneaking your raisins into your brothers’ bowls.
  4. No sneaking your brothers’ M&Ms and chocolate chips into your bowl.
  5. No paying your brother to eat your raisins.

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Foodie With Family Gorp

One additional note.  This recipe uses ratios (1 part this, 3 parts that) instead of hard and fast measures.  This is because I fully recognize that not everyone who reads this is feeding a family with appetites the size of the entire Detroit Red Wings team.  While I use  6 cups of peanuts, 6 cups of raisins, 6 cups of oat cereal, 2 cups of chocolate chips, etc… that is, admittedly, a bit much for many folks to get through.  So no matter the size of the crew you’re feeding you’re good to go here!

Ingredients:

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  • 3 parts roasted peanuts (salted or unsalted, according to preference)
  • 3 parts raisins
  • 3 parts oat cereal (such as Cheerios or off-brand substitute)
  • 1 part chocolate chips
  • 1 part M&Ms (regular or peanut, according to preference)
  • 1 part skinny, salted pretzel sticks

Add all ingredients to a big container. You can use the most enormous mixing bowl you own like I do:

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Then use the best kitchen tools known to man to gently toss together your Gorp (Pssst…  I mean use your hands…)

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Doesn’t this look delicious?

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On the other hand, if you don’t have a massive mixing bowl, you can always use a big pretzel barrel or other large, airtight container to mix together your Gorp.  Like so…

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Oh gee.  Hang on a second.  I accidentally added two extra M&Ms.  I’d better eat those to keep my ratios intact…

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Pop the lid on and alternately shake back and forth gently or roll until all items are evenly distributed.

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Store in an airtight container and toss in the backpack on your way out the door.  Happy unoffical start of Summer!

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Why I’ve been a little distracted…

How in the world am I supposed to sit down and write when I keep seeing these all over my yard and house?

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And they’re attached to these…

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…And all those want is to be fed.  How in the world am I supposed to say no to feet- I mean faces- like that?  My will is weak, people. 

I haven’t forgotten the rest of you, though. 

On deck~ Healthy (and not so much healthy) summer treats including:

  • Homemade Grapenuts Cereal
  • G.O.R.P. Lindamood Style
  • Insanely Thick Triple Chocolate Milk Shakes
  • Orange Juliuses (would that be Orange Julii?)
  • …And much, much more (Please read the preceeding sentence with the whole SUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAY monster truck rally voice.  Thank you.)

Crispy Seared Mushroom and Asiago Puffs

We’ve been spring cleaning like crazy around here lately.  It’s so invigorating to be able to open the windows after having them firmly shut since November.  And even though I hate doing laundry, there is something incredibly peaceful about hanging the first couple loads of clothes and sheets and towels on the line.  Everything is fresh and crisp and the pile of laundry has dwindled to a less shameful height.

In the middle of all this frenetic cleaning my attention has turned to my freezers.  They are, in short, an abysmal mess.  Last Fall’s organization campaign, complete with manifests of the contents therewithin, came apart midway through the second week of December when I realized I had stashed all my Thanksgiving leftovers on top of my carefully stacked piles of this and that.  Shortly after that I added several turkey breasts and some frozen peas that I had purchased on sale and it was all downhill from there.  I’m in the beginning stages of clearing out the freezer to make room for this summer’s bounty.

A few days ago I decided to really crack into the frozen wasteland that is my chest freezer and make a difference. Stashed in among the frozen detritus was a half used box of puff pastry.  I sat it on a cabinet to the side of the freezer while rummaging around and trying to make sense of the mess.  By the time I had done enough (translation: my fingers were too stiff to pick up and move anything else) it was time to get cracking on dinner and the puff pastry had thawed to the point where it wasn’t re-freezable.  I figured this was as close to a sign from God as I was going to get about that evening’s dinner plans.

Keeping with the rummaging theme, I scoured the fridge and found a container of leftover seared mushrooms á la Pastor Ryan on the Pioneer Woman’s Website,  (If you have never made these you MUST make them this very instant.  I’ll wait right here while you do it.  *tapping desk… tap… tap…*  Okay, ready?  How awesome are those?  I think they just may be one of my favorite things to eat.  Ever. Thanks, Ryan!) and a biggish hunk of Asiago cheese.  Because the mushrooms are already seasoned and cooked with shallots, salt and pepper, most of the dish was already done.  Sometimes food just makes itself, doesn’t it?  The mushrooms, Asiago and puff pastry made the most beautiful and delicious crispy, savory accompaniment to beef stew.  Not to be forgotten was the warm, self-satisfied glow of not wasting food and almost, maybe, perhaps, kind-of beginning to clean my freezer.  Cleaning never tasted so good!

*If you happen to have some crispy, crumbled bacon or pancetta handy it would not be out of place in these puffs.  I didn’t have any and these tasted simply wonderful.  But boy, if I’d had bacon…

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Crispy Seared Mushroom and Asiago Puffs

Ingredients:

  • 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed
  • 2 cups seared mushrooms
  • 1 cup grated Asiago cheese
  • Fresh ground black pepper to taste
  • Optional, 1 egg beaten with 1 Tablespoon water for a glaze.

Preheat oven to 400°F.

On a lightly floured countertop, roll the puff pastry sheet into a rectangle that measures approximately 10″ x 12″.

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Evenly spread the mushrooms on the puff pastry to within an inch or so of the edges.

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Sprinkle the Asiago cheese evenly over the mushrooms and grind pepper over the top to taste.

Roll both edges over the mushroom and cheese filling toward the center like you’re rolling up  a double scroll.

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When both rolls reach the center, press together firmly enough to get them to stick, but not firmly enough to squish the works.

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Transfer carefully to a cutting board and cut into 1″  slices.

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Lay, cut sides down, on a silpat or parchment lined baking sheet.

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Cute. Aren't they?

Don't discard the ugly ones.  Those are the cook's tax.  You skim that 10% right off the pan into your mouth.  You earned it.

Don't discard the ugly ones. Those are the cook's tax. When they're done baking just skim that 10% right off the pan into your mouth. You earned it.

If using the egg glaze, brush the pastry before baking.  Bake for 20 minutes or until golden.  Remove tray from oven and allow puffs to cool for five minutes before transferring to a cooling rack.

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Serve warm or at room temperature.  Drool. Eat.  Repeat.

These + steamy stew= match made in heaven.

These + steamy stew= match made in heaven.

Papa’s Homemade Hooch: Homemade Ginger Ale.

For a multitude of reasons I don’t buy soda.   Please don’t get me wrong. I’m not going all judgy-judgerton on soda.  It’s just that over the years, I have gotten to where I don’t really like most of it.  It’s just too derned sweet for me.  Once a year or so I’ll grab a Pepsi when I’m out on the town (Hmmm… Perhaps I only get Pepsi once a year because I only get out on the town once a year or so.  Please excuse me for a moment or two while I go mourn my lost ability to go where I want when I want…) but that’s about the extent of it.  I am, however, a big fan of ginger ale.

A few years back, my Dad found a recipe online and started making his own ginger ale so, naturally, we started teasing him.

(*This is a side note to give you a very important piece of information about interacting with people to whom I am related. We are a teasing family.  It’s how we show you we love you.  If we tease you we care. What that says about us I cannot tell you.  Perhaps someone with a bent for psychology could tell you weird and horrible things about our collective psyche based on that, but, eh… We is what we is.)

“Ah,” said us, “You’re home-brewing, eh Dad?” (My Dad does not drink alcohol.) “Sooooo, Papa, you’re moonshining? Making hooch?”  And thus was born the name of Dad’s ginger ale, “Papa’s Hooch”.  When Dad came to visit, he brought four bottles of “Papa’s Hooch” with him. I had ignored my Dad’s recommendation to open it over the sink and found myself wearing the top third of the contents of a very pressurized bottle.

Wow!   It was REAL ginger ale.  You could taste the ginger, lemon juice and lime juice that he had used, and boy howdy it was fizzy.  There was actual citrus pulp and ginger in the bottle.

Have you ever had a real, honest-to-goodness homemade soda?  As in one that was made from scratch?   I have to tell you that if the sum of your soda experience is contained in the fizzy-drinks aisle at the local grocery store that you are missing out.  Big time. I feel obliged to warn you that homemade ginger ale is worlds different than  Canada Dry, Schweppe’s or fill-in-the-blank brand.  It tastes closer to what most folks would consider a ginger beer (like a Reed’s Ginger Beer) and is somewhat similar to Vernor’s, which is about the only bottled ginger ale worth buying and drinking.  (Uh oh.  Look out!  My native Michigander is showing…)

*Science Content Warning!

Papa’s Hooch is a home fermented product.  That means that there will be a little sediment in the bottle.  And since it’s brewed with real, grated ginger and fresh squeezed citrus juice, there will be a small amount of pulp in the finished product.  If you pour carefully, the sediment should remain in the bottle.  If you find pulp objectionable (I personally find it really tasty and will fight anyone for their pulp) you can pour the hooch through a fine mesh strainer into your glass.

Since this is a fermented product, there is a miniscule amount of alcohol produced as a by-product of the yeast.  The original recipe called for a full cup of sugar, but Dad reduced that to a half cup.  Since there is less sugar to be eaten by the yeast, there will be less alcohol in the finished product than there was in the original recipe. To give you an idea of how much (or rather, how little) alcohol there really is let me share with you a quote from the page where Dad originally got the recipe (and if it sounds like it’s written by a scientist, that’s because it is.)

“We have tested in our lab the alcoholic content which results from the fermentation of this (ginger ale) and found it to be between 0.35 and 0.5 %. Comparing this to the 6% in many beers, it would require a person to drink about a gallon and a half of this (ginger ale) to be equivalent to one 12 ounce beer. I would call this amount of alcohol negligible, but for persons with metabolic problems who cannot metabolize alcohol properly, or religious prohibition against any alcohol,  consumption should be limited or avoided.”

This means, that the final alcohol content of Papa’s Hooch is going to be roughly half of what the original recipe’s alcohol content was.  Translation: You’d need to drink 3 gallons of Papa’s Hooch to get the alcohol that is in the average 12 ounce beer.

Also.  You’ll want to keep in mind that the bottle in which you ferment the hooch will be under a great deal of pressure.  It’s best to use an empty plastic two-liter seltzer or soda bottle with a tight fitting screw top for the process.  You wouldn’t want to use an empty milk jug, glass bottle or mason jar for this project.  If you use glass you run a very real risk of explosion.  Heck, there’s bit of a risk of explosion with the plastic bottle, too.  But you’re a lot less likely to incur injury or property damage from an exploding plastic bottle than an exploding glass one.  And using a plastic bottle along with the safety precautions laid out in the recipe makes it a pretty safe bet that you’ll be fine.  But, really… I’m not asking you to fillet and eat your own fugu.  It’s just ginger ale.  As long as you use a plastic bottle, the biggest risk you’re flirting with is that you’ll have a puddle to clean up and you might have to wipe down a wall or two.  I’d say that’s worth it!

Onto the ginger ale.  If you make this tonight, it should be ready to drink by Sunday morning.

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Papa’s Homemade Hooch

Ingredients:

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  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • One lemon or one lime (or half of each)
  • 2 inches of fresh gingerroot
  • 1/4 teaspoon of yeast

Fit the top of a clean, dry, empty 2-liter soda bottle with a funnel.  Pour the sugar and yeast into the bottle.

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Swirl gently to distribute the yeast through the sugar.  Leave the funnel in the bottle and set aside.

Grate the ginger into a measuring cup.

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Freaky claw hand juices citrus. Stay tuned for more...

Combine the citrus juice and the grated gingerroot in a measuring cup and swirl to mix.

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Pour through the funnel into the bottle.

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There will be some ginger and citrus pulp left in the funnel and measuring cup.

Can't waste all that ginger you grated!

Can't waste all that ginger you grated!

We’ll take care of that right now!  To rinse the additional pulp out of the measuring cup and into the bottle add clean drinking water to the measuring cup and swirl.

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Pour this through the funnel.  That should have cleaned out the measuring cup and the funnel.

No ginger left behind! Not in THIS kitchen!

No ginger left behind! Not in THIS kitchen!

Remove the funnel and screw the cap on tightly.  Shake the bottle vigorously to mix.  Remove the cap and fill the bottle to within an inch of the top (that should be just about where the bottle starts to narrow at the neck), cap tightly and invert repeatedly to dissolve sugar.

This is a good part of the process to get the kids involved.  They love shaking things vigorously.  It comes naturally.

This is a good part of the process to get the kids involved. They love shaking things vigorously. It comes naturally.

Use your thumb to press in the side of the bottle and take note of how far it gives under the pressure.

See how far in the bottle goes when I press it with my thumb?  That means this is not done yet!

See how far in the bottle goes when I press it with my thumb? That means this is not done yet!

Place bottle in a warm (but not hot) place for about 24-48 hours, or until the bottle is very firm.  When the bottle does not yield to firm pressure it is time to refrigerate!

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Freaky claw hand is back to show you a bottle of finished hooch. See how the bottle doesn't indent at all when pressed really, REALLY hard? This needs to go into the fridge. And now.

Do not leave the bottle out for more than 48 hours as you run the risk of it bursting after that point.  Chill completely, preferably overnight.  When it is completely chilled, caaaaaarefully loosen the lid…

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Do this over your sink or over a surface that is easy to clean. Trust me.

and pour over ice.

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This is pure refreshment.

This is pure refreshment.

If you find pulp and small bits of ginger objectionable, strain your soda into the glass.

This last bit of advice comes straight from my Dad. Heed him well.  “Rinse the bottle out with water immediately after pouring your last glass.  Otherwise you’ll never get the dad-burned stuff out of there.”  He’s right.  I tried washing out an empty hooch bottle after it had sat out, capped- I might add, overnight.  I ended up recycling the blasted thing.  When will I learn to listen to my Dad the first time?